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"I'm a complete nerd... and yet, irrisistably charming. I can fix anything. Muchas veces prefiero hablar en espanol. Soy un..."
More about Italo
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Schools (Other):
Sun Tsu's academy for the passive aggressive... and UTSA I guess.
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Occupation:
I write dialogue for porn movie scripts
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Affiliations:
I'm a part time ninja
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Hobbies and Interests:
writing, reading, playing guitar, fishing, travelling, fixing 1971 mustangs that have sat in my driveway for years
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Favorite Books:
Cannery Row, the Hobbit, writings of Kahlil Gibran, The Count of Monte Cristo, most things by Hemingway, a very limited amount of Faulkner, but mostly Dr. Seuss
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Favorite Movies:
Big Trouble in Little China, Goonies, Fifth Element, Amores perros, Shrek, The Hunt for Red October, The Lord of the Rings
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Favorite Music:
Soundgarden, kingston trio, fernando delgadillo, Sarah Vaughn, Skinny Puppy, Mobb Deep, The Beatles, cafe tacuba, daft punk, garbage, fatboy slim, nortec collective, dispatch, gian marco, Natacha Atlas, toadies, social D, Ani Difranco, plastilina mosh, Bjork, Luscious Jackson, Prince, Mana. La quinta estacion, The grateful dead, G'n'R, Juanes, Depeche Mode, Fobia, Robert Earl Keen Jr., Basement Jaxx
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Favorite TV Shows:
Ren and Stimpy, Junkyard wars, Sealab, Aqua Teens, family guy... cartoons really.
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Zodiac Sign:
Libra
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About Me:
I'm a complete nerd... and yet, irrisistably charming. I can fix anything. Muchas veces prefiero hablar en espanol. Soy un nacaso! I am 95% housebroken. I am dishwasher safe. I suffer from a deplorable excess of personality. I travel a lot. I have skewed opinions on just about everything but I feel no compulsion to share them with people. I exude the very essence of life at such a magnitude that small woodland animals follow my passing. I am a bass asassin. Man! What is this a dating site?
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Who I Want to Meet:
Anyone who is not addicted to heroine. Foot models. Anyone who grew up near Chernobyl. Elvira. A one legged tap dancer. Rich single women in their late thirties, as I feel I would make a spectacualr house husband. Anyone willing to sacrifice their right hand for ambidexterity. A literary agent. John Merrick (If he wasn't already dead) because he endured the very worst of the superficiality of humanity and proved that beauty comes from within. Yoda. Whoever invented fajita seasoning. Saladin. Barbara Mori. Or just anyone who can carry on a decent conversation.
note: Please do not ask for naked pictures as I have not yet ruled out a career in politics.
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Changogato meon): Hes really always
been part of my life. He's always been
there (even in 1978-79 family videos,
how's that?) He's a friend that I can
trust, no matter the natural distance
between our cities, every time I see him,
time takes it's place and make both of
us feel none of it has gone by. (Please,
don't let him know he's never been part
of the Navy, I had to pay a bunch of
guys to let him believe that, and it cost
me a lot of money so, let me enjoy the
prank for a little longer)
advisor,and makes me laugh a lot all
the time, he acts more like my brother
than like my friend.....; ), and desmondo
i promise to visit you soon........te invito
a cenar y unas chelas , besos
raised by coyotes in Mexico. He was
attacked by fuzzy caterpillars in the
desert and actually survived! He saved
me from the horrible barking spiders in
the woods. Let's share a tent again
soon. When's the next camping trip?
to a doctor who says he will remove that
undeformed twin from your abdomen for
$500. He says that if you pay him
$600, he'll take it to a taxidermist and
have it mounted for you.
never bring it up to tell you -- not out
of humility or insecurity : he just has
enough cool things running around in
his head that the book seems like an
ordinary achievement. Pretty fuckin
cool. ESO BUEY!
with givin up the goulash, if you know
what i'm sayin. Plus, you lied about
your real name! I should have known
you'd be named after your Uncle Italo.
As for any person's highly competitive
nature in Monkey Ball and other such
games de video.. well. Not playing to
win is like sleeping with your
sister. Sure, she's a nice piece of
tail with a blouse full of goodies,
but.. it's just illegal.