Garth Johnson

Damn! Who looks like he just got away with something!!!!

Male, 36, Married
Interested In: Friends, Activity Partners
Member Since: Jul 2003
Location: Atlanta, GA
Hometown: Ceresco, NE
College: Alfred University
Company: Perkins & Will Architects/Columbus State University
Garth's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/1170188

"I am the Plains of Nebraska. I roll like the Sandhills. I am the Nerdy South. I am barbecue and collard greens. I am..."

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Schools (Other):
Ceresco Elementary, Raymond Central Jr/Sr High School, University of Nebraska, Alfred University
College/University:
Alfred University, Attended 1998 - 2000, Class of 2000, Master's Degree, CERAMICS!!!!
Occupation:
designer/ceramist/educator
Affiliations:
The Pottery Liberation Front, www.battlerap.org, Claire Joyce, www.chunklet.com
Hobbies and Interests:
Indie Rock Battle Rap, pottery liberation, fighting evil, my "Man Band"-- Push N 30, rocknroll, flea circuses
Favorite Books:
Lipstick Traces, Psychotic Reactions and Carburator Dung, The Arcanum, Tepper Isn't Going Out, Tulipomania, Fool on the Hill, Burr, Krakatoa, Set This House in Order, Paris to the Moon, Commodify Your Dissent, McSweeneys
Favorite Movies:
My Life as a Dog, American Splendor, O Brother Where Art Thou, Mothlight, The Hairdresser's Husband, Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach
Favorite Music:
The Boo Radleys, The Carter Family, Joanna Newsom, MC Wondabread, Mull Historical Society, Stereolab, Alice Coltrane, Pharoah Sanders, Young People, Os Mutantes, anything Irwin Chusid tells me to listen to
Favorite TV Shows:
Junkin, Anything on Turner South, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Zodiac Sign:
Aries
About Me:
I am the Plains of Nebraska. I roll like the Sandhills. I
am the Nerdy
South. I am barbecue and collard greens. I am smoked
hamhocks, tofu,
and organic beansprouts. I am a wood-fired tea bowl. I am
my
grandmother's china pattern, and a dollar store coffee
mug. I am Stan
Brakhage and anything playing at the dollar theater and
drive-in. I am
hip hop tin-pan alley vaudeville with a high voltage wire
out my wazoo. I
am quiet nights spent with a good book, and others clutched
to the
bosom of wild rocknroll action. Think you can pin me
down? It's gonna
take a lot of pins, mothafucka.
Who I Want to Meet:
gypsies, tramps and thieves

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sybil
Posted
That hug today in the midst of ATHFEST
locked it up for me. I just had to add you
as a friend! Besides, I think George
Saunders would want me to!!! Good to
see you and MIss Claire...as always!!

Melissa
Posted
Garth is uber-fun. He tells good stories
and talks about records. It's very
entertaining. He also makes pottery. At
first, I wondered if he was gay, but then I
thought straight boys should feel OK
about making pottery too. Go GARTH!

Herbert
Posted
someone quick! bottle some garth and
rub him all over me!!!

Megan
Posted
garth makes delicious things that i
currently cannot pronounce and may never
know how to spell.

Kitten
Posted
I want Garth to impregnate me with his
Nerdy South sperm. Serioulsy.

Kitten
Posted
When I first saw Garth's picture, I was
afraid that he was a little retarded
boy being exploited. Then I saw his
other pictures and I realized there is
a fine line between retarded and hot
and Garth is safely on the HOT side!!
Hahaha

Homo thug
Posted
this wayne's world ass nigga is what
we in the hood refer to as " a
complete and total bitch ass nigga".
one time i caught him out there
roaming the streets late at night.
needless to say i raped him on
some piles of newspaper. but,
wouldn't you know the thing he was
most upset about was me ripping
his faggy tight reo speedwagon shirt
he was rocking. on the real though, i
did it unpurpose cause ironic rock
tee-shirts piss a nigga off....