Dustin Mays

      Straight dude ain't buying it!

      "I just got to San Diego, but while I was on leave I pulled a sword out of a lady's throat, ran into my journalism TA from a..."

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      • Occupation:

        Defeating the terrorist. (for real)

      • Affiliations:

        American Legion

      • Favorite Books:

        Truman Capote books. Hemingway. Easy NY Times crosswords.

      • Favorite Music:

        That song from All Things Considered.

      • Favorite TV Shows:

        Frontline

      • Zodiac Sign:

        Scorpio

      • About Me:

        I just got to San Diego, but while I was on leave I pulled a sword out of a lady's throat, ran into my journalism TA from a class I took in 1998, walked like 8 miles from Brooklyn to Manhattan because I fell asleep on the subway, rediscovered that stuffed racoons make the best sleeping buddies, toured a ghost ship full of manequins (sp?), and wasn't the one responsible for the mess in Alex's apartment (for once in my life!).

      • Who I Want to Meet:

        Liberty buddies.

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      • Mendi
      • Posted
      • yes, i'll marry you. where should we register? i feel like we should hide our sham marriage from our relatives because they'll know about our forbidden un-love.
      • Mendi
      • Posted
      • you look like some kind of a hummasexsuell in all of your sailor photos. and that terse little mouth in your official portrait, haw haw!
      • Robert
      • Posted
      • Dustin is the kind of person that comes along once in a blue moon - seriously, we only ever ran into each other 3 times in DC. But I know from those few encounters that he's smart, and funny, and fun, and damn cute, and the kind of guy I need more of in my life.
      • Amber
      • Posted
      • I am Dustin's witness to last weeks
        weirdness. YES, a rock was thrown at
        my car and we thought we were being
        shot at! YES, Dustin and friends took off
        their pants and began dancing in the
        bar. YES, the bar owner pushed Dustin
        into the juke box. YES, this all occurred
        in a mere 15 minutes. Believe him.
      • Amber
      • Posted
      • In response to Melody's last
        comment...I'm still recovering from my
        human burrito experience.

        Dustin, my friend Katrina and I are
        coming to Austin on the 15th-17th of this
        month. You, Justin, me, Katrina, Amber
        A, and whoever else need to hange out.
        Let me know if you're free.
      • Melody
      • Posted
      • Dustin is pretty cool except that he's
        always trying to wrap people up into
        human burritos with those foam egg
        crates, hmmm.
      • Sarah
      • Posted
      • Hehe, the other day I was thinking of the
        time Dustin brought pork brains and
        gravy to the school cafeteria and ate
        them with great gusto and much
        moaning and groaning from the general
        audience...LOL...good times. I heard
        you will be in town soon. Christina and I
        will be planning a party for you. See you
        then.
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