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Occupation:
Caring nurturer
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Affiliations:
The Space Program.
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Hobbies and Interests:
Rockbrook Camp for Girls
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Favorite Books:
Catcher in the Rye, A Prayer for Owen Meany, Catalogs, Comic Books. Neal Stephenson, Orson Scott Card, that kind of junk.
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Favorite Movies:
Dwarf Porn. Blade Runner, Logan's Run, Freeway, The Hunger, Pippi Goes on Board, didn't like The Triplets of Belleville .
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Favorite Music:
Today I'm listening to Guster and Phantom Planet and The Shins and Jet.
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Favorite TV Shows:
COPS!! Because poor people are bad. Baseball. UFC.
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About Me:
I'm a slave to the dark beat.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Troublemakers, malcontents, ne'er-do-wells, geniouses, faggy
emo retards, horndogs, bears, Tiger, chickenhawks, bad
apples, good eggs, Habs, Mafiosos, burnouts, princesses,
basketcases, jocks, geeks, Jake Ryan, midgets, pirates,
leprechuans, tough guys, Bill Cowher, Stone Cold, puppies,
housewives, house pets, house DJ's, girly girls, manly men,
cops, leathermen, contruction workers, Indians, army men,
hoochies, skeezers, skanks, hookers, hosebags, fucktards,
cripples, supermodels, republicans, my fellows, superheroes,
action figures, your tired, your needy, your huddled masses
yearning to breathe free, entertainment industry moguls,
puppeteers, ham-fisted cunts and crab-people.
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if you won
always gives me hugs.
lucky. I've never even met the man and
he makes me sweat. I may turn into a
pillar of salt.
longs with g. gina's "ooh ahh, just a little bit"
and marking our territory at the gym by
throwing our 1.5 liters toward the next
machine in our workout. Those were some
good times.
ass, though I think he might be gay
because he's retarded. This was this
one time when I had some cake and
Chrissy tried to weasel his way into
getting it from me. But that's all he
tried to get from me and I know that if
he weren't an ass bandit then he'd
wanna take a peek behind the beef
curtain.
he's that "ray of sunshine", I just
laughed. Nowadays, I look forward to
seeing him in his office. He does
brighten up everybody's day, esp. at
this place called work.
Chris to Kent: "I like your ass."
Kent to Chris: "Call me."