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"I'm 6ft5in tall. I have a nohawk. (an invisible phantom mohawk) I weigh too damn much. (I'm working on it.) I'm very..."
More about Frank
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Schools (Other):
I went to school. Honest. For a bit. Don't mess with me, I have belts in 3 martial arts. Well, they're all yellow belts, but I know how to roll pretty well. ... okay, I'm a complete wuss.
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Occupation:
Receptionist... stop laughing. I mean it.
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Affiliations:
Hardcore Atheist
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Hobbies and Interests:
Fire, rain, snow, dirt, girls, hitting things, making things. Some combinations of these things.
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Favorite Books:
The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, Skunk Works, Myth Inc., Incarnation of Immortality, The Satanic Bible, Stolen Valor, Flags of our Fathers
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Favorite Movies:
SE7EN, 8mm, The Abyss, Blade I & II, Hudson Hawk, Lord of the Rings, Unbreakable, X-Men 1 & 2
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Favorite Music:
Arch Enemy, Clawfinger, Dead Kennedys, Die Krupps, Dimmu Borgir, DMX, Dwight Yoakam, Fear Factory, Holst, Ice-T, J. Geils Band, Megadeth (pre 1996), Metallica, Morbid Angel, NWA, NWH, Rancid, Rollins, Six Feet Under, Social Distortion, The Cars
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Favorite TV Shows:
24, The Shield, The Sopranos, Monster Garage, American Chopper, MST3k, The Daily Show, Stargate SG-1, Star Trek, Star Trek: TNG
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About Me:
I'm 6ft5in tall. I have a nohawk. (an invisible phantom mohawk) I weigh too damn much. (I'm working on it.) I'm very sensitive about my fuckin' figure. =] I don't have any sensation in my forehead. My feet are too big to find slick shoes. I give a kick-ass massage. No, I'm not going to do it professionally, so stop asking. One of my coworkers made the South Park Frank.
AIM: FLCopeland
***For the record, Brad is mistaken, it was a Lincoln Continental, and I smashed the hood and grille... windshield, passenger-side mirror... but I was hurt. I had a bruise on my leg from my keys.***
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Who I Want to Meet:
I like girls who...
...smell nice.
...look good.
...are not as shallow as me.
...are emotionally strong.
...can fight their own battles.
...can have my back in a bar fight.
...don't take shit from anybody.
...like stuffed toys and flowers and stuff like that.
...have fingernails.
...and don't get all pissy when I use the term "girls when
referring to women.
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Frank... he can go on for hours, and is
highly entertaining. I'll have to
remember not to ask him for help moving
as it tends to be kinda hard on the
house in question... "honest! I only
walked up the stairs! They just broke!"
;)
ever know. his mighty bellowing shall
shake the heavens and bring the old
gods to their knees. he will crush them
with his +5 broad sword and helmet of
invisibility
card-carrying member of Mensa as well
as a black belt Shaolin drunken master
(or something like that)and all-around
delicate little butterfly with a very
pleasant phone voice and a most
ingratiating hockey temper Frank has
always given me a wonderful sense of
security. Frank is definitely someone
you want to have on your side.
And for the record Frank likes to
leave his stapler "on" his
desk...not "at" his desk.
,Peter Christopher Raymond
shatteringly sad...and Frank found me
crying in a ditch. He picked me up,
let me dress him up in a little lamb
outfit, and let me promenade him up
and down Newbury Street dressed up in
a shepherdess outfit, screaming 'Mary
had a little lamb' at the top of our
lungs. After drinks at Armani Cafe, we
went back to his laire, where Frank
made me a BBQ FREAK OUT!!! The ribs
were stacked hip deep, falling off the
bone, and the chili was hot hot HOT.
I love Frank.
He is too handsome for you.
my "problems" at the club. So many
years - so many stories. My big scary
tough guy who will always be katt's
delicate little butterly. ;)
I lived with him as well. He is one
tough ...shut yo mouth...I'm just
talking 'bout Frank. He is a good
friend and looks slick in a suit to
boot. Ladies form lines to get one of
him famous massages.
dented ITS fender. Of course, Frank
himself was fine. I suspect black
magic. or a healthy diet of chili.
I bet Olive Oyl would nail him in a
heart beat.
heart. The kid kicks ass( figuratively
as well as literally!)
Frank. The 6'8" delicate little
butterfly that will fuck you up in the
pit. All in all a good guy all
around. Also has quite the fascination
with Satan \m/