Dan I remember the time we kissed behind Bascom Hall. You got me all worked up you crazy boy. I've decided to buy you a new Motorola scanner with 60 channels. I love you man.
Dan I remember the time we kissed behind Bascom Hall. You got me all worked up you crazy boy. I've decided to buy you a new Motorola scanner with 60 channels. I love you man.
Scanner Dan's relationship to Wisconsin is beloved and renowned by all throughout the State. His name is synonymous with Wisconsin as much as: The Wisconsin Badgers; The Greenbay Packers; The Milwaukee Bucks and Brewers; Harley-Davidson and Miller Brewing.
I miss you when you used to scream Alpha Phi at me
Dan, I was never in a sorority!
Your famous scanner made history
You made us all laugh to the point of pee
Do you still have that Wisconsin sweatshirt?
Your dirty bagelshaped head needs some PERT!
I miss your random crazy shouts on State Street
Your gross smelly feet
hhahahah...
guys, this is hilarious...... I literally wet myself reading all these shout outs to dan. someone should post this at the union. hil-fuckin-arious!
hey dan. i was in madison last weekend and you were in Steve and Barry's telling everyone how great it was that Danika Patrick is gettinng married because now she will stop stalking you.
Dan and I became truly acquainted after
he realized that I was friends with
Meredith.
Yes -- THAT Meredith.
As most know, Meredith broke Dan's
heart (or was it the other way around?)
and Dan mourned her for years to come.
In between SF and NYC, I moved back
to Madison for a few months and one
day said hi to Dan. Instantly, my cover
was blown as Dan immediately pieced it
together that I had actually killed
Meredith.
From that point on, I endured the shame
of knowing that, not only had I killed my
best friend's lover, but that he now
knows about it. I am deeply distraught
by this and I still cry often.
Dan, I need you. Please hold me.
I miss you when you used to scream Alpha Phi at me
Dan, I was never in a sorority!
Your famous scanner made history
You made us all laugh to the point of pee
Do you still have that Wisconsin sweatshirt?
Your dirty bagelshaped head needs some PERT!
I miss your random crazy shouts on State Street
Your gross smelly feet
hhahahah...
guys, this is hilarious...... I literally wet myself reading all these shout outs to dan. someone should post this at the union. hil-fuckin-arious!
He told my friend Jessica---maybe
she'll give him a birthday spanking????
he realized that I was friends with
Meredith.
Yes -- THAT Meredith.
As most know, Meredith broke Dan's
heart (or was it the other way around?)
and Dan mourned her for years to come.
In between SF and NYC, I moved back
to Madison for a few months and one
day said hi to Dan. Instantly, my cover
was blown as Dan immediately pieced it
together that I had actually killed
Meredith.
From that point on, I endured the shame
of knowing that, not only had I killed my
best friend's lover, but that he now
knows about it. I am deeply distraught
by this and I still cry often.
Dan, I need you. Please hold me.
wonder who or where you could have
gotten it from. (sarcastic throat-
clearing) . . . I wonder . . .