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      • Kevin
      • Posted
      • Raven! I'm not kidding when I say I'm
        on the look out for you! This gal has
        class, and something I yet have put my
        finger on...
      • Megan
      • Posted
      • WHERE IS THE BANANA I KNOW YOU HAVE IT
        BIATCH. i'll cut you, and you'll like
        it. making beautiful music together!
        and cheese!
      • Self Loathing
      • Posted
      • For those of you who don't know me, I began
        as the white trash babysitter that mocked a
        young toilet-trapped Raven. Since then I've
        taken many forms: bitchy girls, snotty boys,
        snide, condescending teachers, rude
        salespeople... take your pick.
      • Beer Can
      • Posted
      • One time Raven had this great idea to
        fake getting into college and use the
        money that her dad would send her for
        tuition, food, books, etc. for beer and
        weed instead. So she asked this guy she
        worked with over the summer if she
        could live in his basement until she
        found somewhere to live. Three days
        after moving in, the cops kicked down
        the door, arrested Bill, and removed 14
        corpses of young men from the
        crawlspace. Moral of this story? Don't
        move in with that creepy guy from work
        cuz your parents may find out that
        you're not really going to college.
      • Robert
      • Posted
      • You're So Raven, Raven.
      • Juniper
      • Posted
      • The world is full of individuals
        standing in mass. And Raven in the one
        creating their dialoge.
      • Peter
      • Posted
      • Raven watched me smoke heroin once.
        Once.
      • Megan
      • Posted
      • I love Raven so much I'd give her all my
        packing tape and make her a minature
        scupture of Hide from "That 70s Show" out of
        used matches. And you know what she would
        say? She'd say "Gee, thanks. I knew you loved
        me, but I had no idea of the MAGNITUDE!"
      • Jerri
      • Posted
      • Ravena talked me into mixxing up a
        batch of glint for her friends at the
        rave. They tripped their tight little
        asses off, but I never got the payback
        she promised. What gives, Ravena? I
        trimmed the hair in the delta region...
        and the syphilis cleared up ages ago.
        And I can't get pregnant; my ovaries
        are diseased.

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