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"i don't like to work and i use my time poorly."
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Occupation:
no
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Hobbies and Interests:
neal's mom, steve's mom, house painting
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Favorite Books:
i just got a lifetime subscribtion to rolling stone for $99. it's not a book but it's a darn good deal.
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Favorite Movies:
anabolic 2 on 1 - it doesn't get any better!
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Favorite Music:
hot snakes, chokebore, kissing tigers, treepeople, hard-ons, smashing pumpkins, the jealous sound, simon & garfunkel, afghan whigs, jawbreaker, my bloody valentine
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Favorite TV Shows:
comedy central is good
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About Me:
i don't like to work and i use my time poorly.
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Who I Want to Meet:
a singer for our band
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can change into scorchingly hot leather pants
in the middle of a bar without missing a beat.
the oh so talented jack attack.
disease-ridden cock, Jack is one picky
bastard. I guess I should feel
honored to be regarded along such
elite company as frozen soy beans,
Chokebore and ATM movies. And
speaking of ass to mouth, Jack
possesses unique oratory skills,
rivaled only by the likes of
Churchill, Twain, or that special kid
during show and tell. It's truly an
art form the way he deftly weaves
tales of non-sequiturs and nonsense,
until he eventually trails off. But
that's why I love him. And his
sisters.
choking his gibson. sweet gay
boyfriend that steve is, he invented
some excuse to send me back out so
jack could collect his "stuff" and
evacuate The Corner. but jack wasn't
embarassed or anything because jack
has Class. also, jack perpetually has
his hand on mei's ass, or sneaking up
her shirt. they like to pet each
other. a lot. it's cute. other than
that, jack is the sweetest boy ever
and has the best laugh.
when we walk down the street
together, he always grabs my hand
and puts on his ass. yum. i get the
pq's just thinking about it.