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College/University:
Washington University in St. Louis, Attended 1996 - 2000, Class of 2007, Other, Law - JD
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Occupation:
sellout
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Affiliations:
Universal Life Church, Center for Science in the Public Interest
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Hobbies and Interests:
turning lesbian girls straight, djing, rock and roll debauchery, the washington nationals, tortfeasing
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Favorite Books:
please kill me
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Favorite Movies:
Baby Face, Scarface, Face the Nation
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Favorite Music:
the recoys
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Favorite TV Shows:
cops, c-span, cop rock, ChimpTV
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About Me:
i sold out.
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Who I Want to Meet:
sluts, accident victims
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Far too cool to hang out with.
and transcontinental package
shipping enthusiast.
in my face, but I gotta can a mace, gonna
spray this place, gonna do this, gonna
paint your face like paint louis, gonna
wish you never knew us, I tryin to do it, oh
damn I'm thru it, I'm out. Go ahead then:
cum in my mouth.
milkshake was better than yars.
at a tiny Greek restaurant that was
essentially pan-fried cheese. I will
always be grateful to him for that.
ride home. I puked on his carpet and he
brought out seltzeer and towels. I
smashed into his car with my trailer
and he declined the insurance. It's the
little things.
tear to my eye. The left eye, and just
the one tear.