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"For those of you who have been eagerly anticipating some
words of inspiration from Ori, your wait is over...."
More about Ori
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Messaging Off[Restricted to Ori's friends] |
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Occupation:
Kindergarten Teacher / Alchemist of Absurdity
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Hobbies and Interests:
www.rathergood.com - you must go to this site... god created mankind so we could create this page
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Favorite Books:
Atlas Shrugged, Lord of the Rings, October 1964, The Dark Tower, The BFG, The Phantom Tollbooth
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Favorite Music:
Riverdance
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Favorite TV Shows:
24
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About Me:
For those of you who have been eagerly anticipating some
words of inspiration from Ori, your wait is over. Enjoy:
Children! Greetings! I am eager to partake in the chaos
that is Friendster. Through this inane internet portal, I
have contacted friends and others (you can place yourselves
into said categories) and livened up their otherwise drab
and pointless existences. While I have no interest
whatsoever in using this site for its true purpose, being
able to find my peers from forgettable experiences in my
past is wonderful. Furthermore, should any of you spark
friendships from this, god only knows what hell might break
loose. The internet truly is marvelous.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Laptop Computer: $3000 (a few years back)
Internet Access: $100 or so a month, with cable
Opportunity to get in touch with you fools: Priceless
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caves of Mars
when we goin windsurfing in Florida???
pppuuuuullllleeaaaaase, let's go flying
over the gulf of Mexico sometime soon
over and out amigo, t-minus 734ninerbeep
Keep 'em coming!!! YAY!!!!
befuddled as to the abundance of
friends he has procured in this piece.
Nah-but in all seriousness, Elior y yo
go back many years. In fact we were
introduced by match-making high school
teachers Evelyn Basker and Ricardo
Sasso. I know nobody else I would
rather sit around and waste hour upon
hour with, boozing, staring at a TV
screen, and drooling on myself. This
guy is seriously the daddy-mack salad.
He has a lovely gf, which is good--or
he would be on the town magentizing
the hotties with his boyish, granoley
charm and hairy sasquatch toes. Being
around this individual is enough to
give me a contact high. Enough
babbling. Just shut up now Ori--
because I finally joined this damn
thing. Time to go self gratify...
disguise & espionage, specialties
include: paparazzi arts, decyphering
encrypted messages, lockpicking,
praying mantis kung fu, and converting
masses of 5 year olds for the cause
of the few normal friends i have except
for when he drove my car around the go
cart track and the archery and hit the
haystack but that is another story...i
am looking forward to seeing him in fla
soon