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"Somewhere in Santa Cruz there's a beautiful girl with long blonde hair, and she loves to sing out loud but she can be shy..."
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Occupation:
Product Dev. Specialist Software
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Hobbies and Interests:
Studying sexuality academically, mail art, gender issues, decoupage, painting, politics, musicals, dancing, working out, reading, writing erotica, livejournaling, intellectually discussing feminism in the sex industry, sociology
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Favorite Books:
Illusions, Their Eyes Were Watching God, A Good Girls Guide to Bad Girl Sex, Intercourses Cookbook, The Book of Love, Harry Potter, Permission to Nap, Odd Girl Out, Fast Girls, SLUT, The Trilogy of Sleeping Beauty by Anne Rice
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Favorite Movies:
Taming of the Shrew, Gyspy, Princess Bride, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Lean on Me, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Almost Famous, Dirty Dancing, Grease, Goonies, Stand by Me
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Favorite Music:
Jimmy Buffett, Outkast, Musicals, Britney Spears, Garth Brooks, Edwin McCain, Faith Hill, 80's, Train, Sheryl Crow, Bob Marley, Barbra Streisand, Steve Poltz, The Rugburns, Natashas Ghost, The Eagles, Me First and The Gimme Gimmes, Tori Amos
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Favorite TV Shows:
Sex in the City, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, CSI, Law and Order, American Idol, Simpsons, Friends, Will and Grace, Elimidate, Sportscenter, NFL Football, Oprah, Judge Judy, Soap Operas, Trashy Talk Shows
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About Me:
Somewhere in Santa Cruz there's a beautiful girl with long blonde hair, and she loves to sing out loud but she can be shy when it counts, and wants to find a man who can put on a show that's ALMOST as good as hers. She doesn't like sushi. She drives like a maniac. She paints beautiful pictures of parts of her body that you might dream about on your journey to sleep. She can dance like a hot little stripper, yet meet your momma and be the classiest little thing you've ever brought home. She makes a damn fine beef stew, and knows more about football than she'd care to admit.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Do you know where Windansea is? Have you ever started to sing the "Lime in the Coconut" song, BEFORE your fifth drink? If you think that sappy movies are over-rated, and that sex is best when it's raw......if you like your vodka with a kick and would rather curl up on the couch with someone who fits perfectly against your shoulder, then this is the woman you've been searching this damn site for. Don't make me dare you.....she's more than worth it ;)
Zany, interesting people who can hold actual conversations
about cultured things (even under the influence of alcohol
and other substances) make me hot. I am looking
for people to have fun with who want to explore new
places and go on fabulous adventures into the unknown with
me and can laugh when things go terribly, clumsily
wrong.
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week!
humor. This lady's got it all.
Except she should live in San Diego so
I could see her more often.
are the Duff and donuts to my Homer J.
mmmmmmm... sparunky!
little) photos of tori every once in a
while and it makes me think, DAMN!
she's gotta be fightin the boys off
with a blowtorch! nasty sense of
humor too... my kind of lady.
You make my k-nees k-nock like a 1973
Volvo! Come home...there's drinking to
be done!
Just when you think you've got her
pegged she throws you a curve ball
that brushes up against you like a
kitty cat. :mwah:
you can hope for. If you ever have
someone come into your life out of the
blue, she is the yardstick to measure
them up against.
chicks I have ever met. She is full of spunk
and sugar and spice... and definitely
everything nice. Tori knows who she is and
what she wants. More incredibly, she knows
the same about her friends. I just can't say
enough wonderful things about this girl.
She's my hero!
artistic Tori is! She makes the
coolest, most beautiful things! I have
the mirror that she made me on my
wall. :)
people I know. Plus which, she makes a
mean lemon drop, and looks far better
in PVC than should be legal.