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"I'm a dork with average feet and a drinking problem. I
take nothing seriously and care only about myself and two
of my..."
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Occupation:
Gettin people drunk.
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Hobbies and Interests:
Comedy, friends, alphabetizing, parties, music, color coding, fixing things, breaking things, lobbying for extraterrestial cohabitation
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Favorite Books:
Invisible Monsters, A People's History of the United States From 1492 to Present
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Favorite Movies:
Natural Born Killers, Pricilla Queen of the Desert, NoWhere.
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Favorite Music:
Too extensive to list, but R&B pretty much sucks. That electronic techno stuff is kinda groovey.
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Favorite TV Shows:
6ftunder!, 24
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Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
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About Me:
I'm a dork with average feet and a drinking problem. I
take nothing seriously and care only about myself and two
of my friends. I'm a big fan of sarcasm, causticity, and
mordacity.
In the baseball game of life, I'm the guy in the stands
throwing random objects onto the field.
I wont wear makeup.
I think louder is only better if it's clear.
Beer is better than pot. But both will do.
Skinny bitches ARE evil, and that's why we remain in power.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Christ on his 2nd coming... so i can kidnap him and
squeeze
him for answers, then sell my story to the govt. and find
out if their witness protection program is any match for
god almighty.
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you know that rv idea doesn't sound too
bad! It's been too long! I miss
running into you at the club, with all
your wide-eyed girations, and what was
more fun than dancing around the C-Lyle
garage parking lot at 3 in the mornin,
after making out to sophia as a
soundtrack. Thems were the good ol
days sonny boy. I miss ya much!
Ow, my ass hurts. thanks sean :-P
WORKS HARDER THAN ASIANS!! i hope u
have a mighty comfy kitchen floor
because you know i'ma drop by cali!
picture of Sean after we had serious
sex on Holly's bed. I have no picture
because of a minor issue
called 'witness protection.' If all
goes well, Sean will be sending me a
monthly alimony check in about 9
months. Cheers, Sean.
He's an evil skinny bitch who always
has a way of cheering me up when I'm
feeling sad and drunkening me up when
I'm feeling sober. His smile is too
cute to pass up. I'm just jealous cuz
he has a 6-pack without working for
it! But I still love him cuz Sean is
the ham in my split pea soup!
or some sort of weird foreshadowing???
And since he fixed his lazy eye and
started the electrolysis to remove his
crazy, overgrown, back hair, people say
he's good looking. But he is my best
friend so I put up with him.