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Schools (Other):
hard knocks, St. Rose High School, Eastern Nazarene College, Wentworth INstitute of Technology
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Occupation:
Food and beverages
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Hobbies and Interests:
music, beer, sex, ribs, absurd questions, bowling, chocolate covered bacon, meat flavored cereal, herb
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Favorite Books:
Stranger in a Strange Land, Atlas Shrugged, any Vonnegut, any Bukowski
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Favorite Movies:
Barfly, Ishtar, Spies Like Us, Uncle Buck, American Movie, House Party 4
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Favorite Music:
Warzone, Maiden, Styx, Motley Crue, Poison, Motorhead, Still Life, From Autumn to Ashes, Saves the Day, Agnostic Front, Slackers, Peter Frampton, REO Speedwagon, Macc Ladds, Van Halen, G'n'R, AC/DC, Life of Agony, Misfits, Minor Threat, E-Town Concrete
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Favorite TV Shows:
Married with Children, Ren and Stimpy, American Chopper, Sanford and Son, the A-Team
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Who I Want to Meet:
Friends, neighbors, lovely ladies, people who think that
milk mustaches look distinguished. Kids who hang out in front of convenience stores.
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when we rode mechanical horses and
ate tapioca. He framed me for the theft
of a Holy water dish and single handily
kept the memory of that Amish, Don
Protz, alive. Our lives almost ended
when he side swiped a police car but
we managed to make it through.
the X. Although I am, sadly, the only one
who shall remain true till death, it's really just
as well. If he didn't drink he'd probably work
at a 7-11. (Not that there's anything wrong
with that.) And if he didn't smoke, well, the
ADD was pretty fucking bad. I mean dude
couldn't sit still. I should know, I sat next to
him in half our classes in high school. What
a pain in the ass, what with the catcalls and
disco calls and masturbation... If I had had
any other friends I would never have wound
up hanging out with him. Good thing for him
I was a loser too. Yay Barf! Come to Philly!
barf. what am i stupid?
passed out in his own vomit on my
bathroom floor, i'd be sitting on a qp
right about now. dave, i'm proud to
have been a part of your undoing that
new year's eve night. who would've
thunk it'd become your career?
that say store 24 on them, and the
bottom edge is always dirty. What the
shit is up with that?
robust New Jersey blend of classic generosity
and familiar amicability. 94 points.
he's so great even his barf smells like
roses...
my kitchen sink. This was shortly
after noon on a monday. And we're
only scratching the surface here.