Sarah

Saint Cloud State University, Oxford University, Hamline University

Stage Manager/Temp Slut/Space Monkey

Stitch 'n Bitch, Silly Hats Only

movies, music, theatre, being lazy, playing my viola, piano, guitar, video games, zombies, bad horror movies, comic books, reading, pretending to be interesting, random outings, writing, driving without shoes, dead baby jokes, googlestalking everyone I know, googlestalking everyone I don't know, googlestalking myself, making small children cry, livejournal, knitting

Pillars of the Earth, Catch-22, A Prayer For Owen Meany, The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Club Dumas, The Queen of the South, One Hundred Years of Solitude, The English Patient, The Time Traveler's Wife, Calvin & Hobbes, The Walking Dead, The Books of Magic: Life During Wartime, Fables, Sandman, Fell, Uzumaki, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, High Fidelity, White Oleander, David Sedaris, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Les Miserables, Edgar Allan Poe, Michael Ondaatje, Arturo Perez-Reverte, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Neil Gaiman, Tad Williams, Terry Brooks, Pablo Neruda, Robert Frost, T S Eliot, Sylvia Plath, Thomas Harris, Tom Stoppard, Shakespeare, Victor Hugo, Amy Tan, The Hours, Girl Interrupted, The Effects of Light, Franz Kafka, Roald Dahl, The Godfather, Dante, The Satanic Verses, The Once and Future King, The Neverending Story, Tuck Everlasting, Bridge to Terebithia, Anil's Ghost, Cold Mountain, 1984, Tailchaser's Song, Beloved, Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Christina Rossetti

The English Patient, Singin' In The Rain, Star Wars, Jurassic Park, Rain Man, The Usual Suspects, Reservoir Dogs, Amelie, Fight Club, Silence of the Lambs, High Fidelity, Princess Mononoke, Lord of the Rings, Memento, Se7en, Donnie Darko, The Last Unicorn, Indiana Jones, Garden State, Magnolia, Moulin Rouge, The Goonies, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Cinema Paradiso, Dawn of the Dead, The Joy Luck Club, Practical Magic, Road To Perdition, American Beauty, Sin City, Swing Kids, Truly Madly Deeply, The Godfather, Fargo, Hitchcock, Eddie Izzard, Miyazaki, Kurosawa, Tim Burton, Romero, 28 Days Later, Shaun of the Dead, anything with zombies in it, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Y Tu Mama Tambien, City of God, The Constant Gardener, Serenity, Clue, Mixed Nuts, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Wayne's World, Bridget Jones' Diary, Spirited Away, Shallow Grave, Hannibal, Say Anything, Groundhog Day, Psycho, A Very Long Engagement

Elvis Costello, Aimee Mann, Ron Sexsmith, Lisa Loeb, Lucinda Williams, Tom McRae, Joni Mitchell, Damien Rice, Rufus Wainwright, Badly Drawn Boy, Counting Crows, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Jess Klein, The Eagles, They Might Be Giants, Vienna Teng, Barenaked Ladies, The Clash, The Doobie Brothers, Franz Ferdinand, Green Day, The Kinks, Devo, Mason Jennings, Rob Skoro, Portishead, REM, The Tragically Hip, The Violent Femmes, Kid Dakota, The Weakerthans, Kris Demeanor, Common Rotation, Martyn Joseph, Novillero, The Whitlams, Stereophonics, The Wallflowers, Serena Ryder, The Posies, Coldplay, Matthew Good, The Decemberists, Death Cab For Cutie, The Shins, The Wailin' Jennys, October Project, Norah Jones, Kate Rusby, Harry Chapin, Martina Sorbara, Gillian Welch, Don McLean, The Cure, Dido, Cake, Gary Jules, The Flaming Lips, 10000 Maniacs, CCR, Bobby Darin, Louis Prima, Joel Kroeker, Carbon Leaf, Romantica, crazy Japanese pop music

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, The Daily Show, Saturday Night Live, Kids in the Hall, Firefly, Witch Hunter Robin, Romeo's Blue Skies, The Vision of Escaflowne, The Critic, The Simpsons, Pete & Pete, Six Feet Under, Doctor Who, Arrested Development, Veronica Mars, adult swim, Family Guy, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Invader Zim, Iron Chef, Project Runway, Monty Python, MST3K, Long Way Round, Coupling

I watch DVDs with the subtitles on. I can cook, but I choose not to. I often make cookie dough with the intention of baking, but usually end up just eating the dough. I cannot classify my natural hair colour or the colour of my eyes. I use British spelling and German numbers, though I don't know how either came about. It is not uncommon for me to go to the grocery store three times in one day. I sleep with a fan running during the winter. I don't like wearing socks, but I own around 40 pairs. I haven't worn a pair of jeans since I was twelve. If I have ever met you, I have googlestalked you.

This isn't an option at the top, but I'm interested in meeting people to be my minions. Or lackeys, if you prefer.

also my murder victims, but that involves more blood tests.