Rachel Keller

      i saw the sign

      "i don't like water bottles with sports caps. or dasani. and i like eating matzah year round."

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      • Alizah
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      • she's so boopy.
      • Alizah
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      • how do you know if you broke your toe? (hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)
      • Rachel
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      • TalbotsSize14@aol.com. Genius.
      • David
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      • Munchies!
      • Adam
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      • Helen...
      • Rachel
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      • Cinco de Rachel-on-Rachel. Ay ay!
      • Riaz
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      • Rachel and I met at a conference where we discussed Ellen DeGeneres, how funny she is, and how we'd much rather be in the audience at her show than on Oprah's. She fed me coleslaw, I bought her a croissage. Later that night I got in a fight with a short fella who fancies her and attacked me with a spatula full of hummus. Since then, court documents keep me from seeing her. I hope we still get to go to prom together.
      • Meredith
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      • "You think Rex is the right guy for my first time?"
      • Meredith
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      • This girl can not only provide "sermonic sparks" for your rabbinical pleasure, but she'll also provide you with the canned, Tang-esque malt beverage called Sparks and a plethora of good conversation to follow ----- that she won't remember.

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