Jessica Morsell

      "If I dislike something or it freaks me out, I move toward it. I collect contradictions. I crave trees and places..."

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      • Martha
      • Posted
      • Jessica's true beauty was unveiled to
        me while she lived secretly in our
        attic with her canvases and chicken
        wire/plaster body parts. She makes
        funny noises and dresses like a rock
        star and drives fast and is artsy but
        still so back-woods. I think those are
        all my secret desires for myself, but
        I'm satisfied because I can be boring
        and let Jessica be kooky for
        me...although she did let me
        participate in hick-sports one day
        somewhere near Ft.Bragg! La Jessica e
        bellissima e tutti possono vedere!
        Grazie per aver insegnato il
        frase 'voglio scoparti come una
        bestia' al mio ex-ragazzo.
      • MikastuGoldberg
      • Posted
      • shes pretty, and smells good too. i
        like to make out with her and promise
        to do laundry.
      • Nina
      • Posted
      • I'm not sure if it's that Jessica's cool
        and charismatic as much as it is that
        she's raw. She was an instant jubilant
        love of mine ten years ago when we
        met....and I never see her -
        whether she sports long or short, blond
        or auburn, grace or twisted form she's
        beauty. Beauty in her darkest depth,
        her biggest grin, her laughter that
        creates -
        you inspire so many to play on the canvas.
      • Tiffany
      • Posted
      • he he he. previous testimonials would
        be stricken from the record if made
        aware of her choice in wednesday
        evening entertainment. but alas, i am
        currently hoarding goats in an effort
        to offer her a suitable dowry. i drive
        by her house late every night, and i
        live six hours away and dont own a
        vehicle. i light candels at Graces
        cathedral in hopes that her cat will
        eat her boyfriend, in which case i will
        tatoo hearts on my elbows and hope that
        she wont notice the switch. she is my
        favorite.
      • Saraliner
      • Posted
      • Jess is a bad-ass. In the sense
        where "bad" and "ass" are taken as the
        best thing since Natural Beauty Soap
        and the cutest thing since pajamas with
        feet. I have had the amazing fortune,
        and the undying sweetness and loyalty
        of Jess on my side for nearly ten
        years. I can tell you something:I feel
        pretty good about myself, but without
        Jess as my friend I would not. Her
        friendship is like being gifted a new
        spine that stands up straight and makes
        your posture look fantastic. She's like
        a countryside filled with sassy orange
        kittens, sweet friendly dogs, great
        trees to climb and productive mischief
        to get into. She's got mad skills and
        all her years dominating on the b-ball
        court means she can multi-task like a
        mother-humper. Her mom and brother are
        equally as amazing. If you ever have
        the privelege of going to their home,
        they call out to each other like
        dolphins in a way that no other mortal
        can emmulate (believe me I've tried,
        and I can immitate answering machine
        robots to a T). Maybe Jess doesn't know
        how much I love her, cuz when I try to
        tell her she goes all squishy and
        uncomfortable and tries to turn it
        around on me. Yeah, that's her way,
        just about when you're going to sing
        her the Butt-Rock Opera you've written
        in her honor, she tells you how extra
        intelligent and becoming your pants
        look today. That's probably her ninja-
        training coming through.

      • Ty
      • Posted
      • Jess is the only girl I know that I
        feel justified beating the crap out
        of. because she can take it rest for a
        minute and then give it right back. I
        mean shit girl almost got me killed
        after she slapped the glasses right of
        my face. If I had to pick one girl to
        be one of the guys it would be her,
        and then I'd make fun of her for
        looking like a chick.
      • Sarah
      • Posted
      • Jessica, oh Jessica, wicked awesome like
        Bruce Lee!!
      • Josh
      • Posted
      • Brilliant, poised, uncompromising in love
        and art. Thrillingly hedonistic, and a devoted
        gardener to what is sacred. She's my little
        sister but sometimes I think she's my big
        sister. I'm absolutely in love with her. Fuck
        with her when she's bartending and she'll
        kick you out like a karate chop.

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