one time, i was selling some CDs at
lauren's place of employment. while she
was doing her job thing and checking
them in or whatever; i happened to find
these little frogs that you squeeze and
their eyes bulge out. i squeezed one,
and its eye popped and water shot half-
way across the store. lauren didn't see
it and had no idea what i was laughing
so hard about.
lauren has the prettiest hair that has
never been on me. every time i see
her, i get more and more jealous of her
fabulous hair and want to cut it off
and staple it to my lauren doll.
you should appy next school year.
they are fun....sometimes!
i can imagine it gets old with adults,
but it gets old with kids to...they can
only swear, scream, kick and spit on
you so many times and it isn't cute or
funny anymore!
Kelly told me this great story about
lauren once. it seems that this
terrible girl (who was mostly not-thin)
who lives in omaha had gone to some
sort of halloweeny costumey event
dressed as velma from scooby doo.
lauren posted a picture of this girl in
said costume on a local message board
(under a fake name, of course) with the
caption "ruh roh, shaggy! velma ate all
the scooby snacks!". what a great
story, that velma one.
lauren's place of employment. while she
was doing her job thing and checking
them in or whatever; i happened to find
these little frogs that you squeeze and
their eyes bulge out. i squeezed one,
and its eye popped and water shot half-
way across the store. lauren didn't see
it and had no idea what i was laughing
so hard about.
never been on me. every time i see
her, i get more and more jealous of her
fabulous hair and want to cut it off
and staple it to my lauren doll.
they are fun....sometimes!
i can imagine it gets old with adults,
but it gets old with kids to...they can
only swear, scream, kick and spit on
you so many times and it isn't cute or
funny anymore!
lauren once. it seems that this
terrible girl (who was mostly not-thin)
who lives in omaha had gone to some
sort of halloweeny costumey event
dressed as velma from scooby doo.
lauren posted a picture of this girl in
said costume on a local message board
(under a fake name, of course) with the
caption "ruh roh, shaggy! velma ate all
the scooby snacks!". what a great
story, that velma one.
do, i murderize them until they die
from it.
teen" option on the search menu.
all over the internet.
I'm not complaining.