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Mr. Right is sooo wrong
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"I talk in my sleep, sing in the shower, and try to say please and thank you often. I like to pet cats, don't like chores,..."
More about Maiya
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Schools (Other):
somecollege.com, circus school, comedy class, & plumbing school (the basics)
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Occupation:
Chupacabra & minister
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Affiliations:
Calgon, specializing in taking people away everyday, when I can.
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Hobbies and Interests:
Sake, jumpsuits, work, funtimes, smiling feelings, shared interpretations...
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Favorite Books:
New World for Nellie, Edgar Allan Poe stories, Donald Barthelme, & books with pictures
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Favorite Movies:
M, Mad Love, The Last Unicorn, The Man with Two Brains, Buckeroo Banzai, & now THE INCREDIBLES!
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Favorite Music:
Butthole Surfers, B-Lite, Black Heart Procession, Dr. Octagon, Talking Heads, Prince, the list goes on.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Mr. Show, The Office, Reno 911, STELLA
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About Me:
I talk in my sleep, sing in the shower, and try to say please and thank you often. I like to pet cats, don't like chores, have unexplainable bruises, and I'm a big fan of post-it notes and argyle socks. I make the best devilled eggs EVER. (Not that anyone can taste over the interweb)
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Who I Want to Meet:
Peter Sellers, Harold Lloyd, Stan Laurel, a person who can fly, and skunk who can fly.
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amazon goddess with fiery red hair and
a personality to match. You think she is
too good to be true when she rolls in
ripped to the tits and kickin' the jam?
Well, my friends...
she is...
sheeeeee iiiiisssssss...
(and she smells like fresh baked
cookies)
in the house. She likes scallops, and
bruises like a grape, but thats no
reason to hate her. She loves "Face
Off" thats why you should hate her.
Wear some argyle and watch her flip
out, but be careful because she might
kick snacks in your face to distractalate
you and then attack with reckless
abandon.
email 'cause Friendster won't let me
send her a message! I've been trying
forever!
I miss Maiya!
Love, Buddy
start in the mid-1990s working with her
friend Biggie, as well as being a
member of Junior M.A.F.I.A. Maiya
attracted lots of attention with her
notoriously provocative rhymes and
defiant sexuality. Hits like "Player's
Anthem" and "Get Money" furthered
Maiya's rep, and in 1996 Maiya
unleashed her solo debut Hard Core.
Packed with gat-toting scenarios and
graphically freaky trysts, the album lived
up to its name, establishing Maiya as
one of hip-hop's premiere female
emcees. Maiya's fiery mic presence
and femme fatale image have paved
the way for a slew of imitators, but when
it comes to straight skills, few can touch
Maiya.
pirates. she is a whirlwind of tweaky
foam at the mouth bright redish purple
lipped but thoughtful fun. she inspires
a wealth of metaphors, including "like a
hello kitty with tabasco." love, buddy
hot tamale burlesque superhero from the
future. i love how she whips up her own
evening glamour gowns in no time at
all.
because she was there for me on a
day when I really needed a girlfriend.
She brought me girly magazines and
KFC and nail polish and a hot water
bottle and hung out with me on the
sofa watching tv when that's all I
needed to do. It may not sound like
much but it meant a lot to me. That's
the great kind of friend she is! Also
she is wicked funny.
than any other girl. And oddly enough
it's not that strange.