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"I'm deadly. I'm heavy. I get around. I literally have brass
balls. But I'm full of love, baby! Just because I'm an old..."
More about Douglas Cannon
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Occupation:
World Traveler
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Hobbies and Interests:
Tradition, hiding, being the center of an international incident, tug o' war, meeting new people, being heavy, going home
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Favorite Books:
Where's Waldo?, Fodor's Guides, The Lonely Planet, anything David Sedaris
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Favorite Movies:
Born on the Fourth of July, The Guns of Navarone, High Noon, Where the Day Takes You, Around the World in 80 Days, Deep Cover, Glory, Cannon Ball Run, Captain Blood, anything by Turtletaub (especially Three Ninjas), and Pete's Dragon
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Favorite Music:
1812 Overture, Guns n'f'n' Roses (duh), ACDC's For Those About to Rock We Salute You album, (and NO I don't like Pachebel's freaking Canon. Jesus! Get a life.)
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Fugitive, F-Troop, Star Blazers, Antique Roadshow, Kung Fu
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About Me:
I'm deadly. I'm heavy. I get around. I literally have brass
balls. But I'm full of love, baby! Just because I'm an old
fart doesn't mean I can't still party. Where am I? Wouldn't
you like to know? But I miss home.
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Who I Want to Meet:
New people! What am I, Greta Garbo? I wanna get out and see
the sights every so often. I am not a big brass planter or
an ornament for your social club's basement. Sheesh! That
said I want to meet as many Wes kids and alums and anybody
that can tell me where I traditionally am supposed to sit
at secretalias2000@yahoo.com I have a lot of catching up
to do.
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absconded to canada to shoot whisky and school
children (no worries, the kids were all french
speaking). What in the hell have you done with
your time since, doug? My passport is too
shady these days-- all those neat looking
M.Eastern stamps went abruptly out of fashion--
to make another meaningful trip with you, but
surely you have some friends left who care about
your cultural iq enough to let you live a little.
mass destruction. Or he used to be.
Back in the day he'd take out an
entire regiment of poorly shielded dirt
farmers, but nowadays, I don't think
he could stop a Mazda Miata at a red
light. It's not you that's changed,
Dougie -- it's the world. It's the world.
graduation weekend and when I woke up you
were gone. What did I do? I can change.
did NOT shelter the 'Cannon during its
flight from justice. The Secret Hidey
Spot was too full of Twinkies.
a warm cannon. Bang. Bang. Shoot.
Shoot. With my finger on your, ahem,
fuse, baby ... let me lick your cannon
balls and fondle your shaft. We'll get
things started with a bang, Dougie.
Oh, and also, i really the song
Cannonball. by the Breeders. i would
sing that to Douglas. And then i would
sing 'to be with you' by mr. big.
Because that's the way i feel. Hold on,
little Cannon - show me what he's done
to you. Stand up, little Cannon - a
broken heart can't be that bad. When
it's through, it's through. Fate will
twist the both of you. So, come on,
baby. Come on over. Let me be the one
to show you: I'm the one who wants to
be with you. Deep inside, I hope you
feel it too.
center was closed, so I tried to eat
one of Dougie C's wheels. No hard
feelings, right buddy?
He's got the bling bling wheels and
can kill people and shit. The fellas
wanna be him and the ladies wanna see
him.
campus center in a concrete box, but
didn't know it was you, and thus failed
to free you from your tiny, tiny cell.
why didn't you speak up? we could have
been good together. instead, your cold
barrell haunts my dreams.