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"If I go a week without hearing Television's "Venus di Milo," I start to get a bit twitchy. Right now I'm reminding myself..."
More about Maurice
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Schools (Other):
I will school you
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Occupation:
independently wealthy
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Affiliations:
Bear Hunter
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Hobbies and Interests:
Writing things down on paper late at night. Learning to play new instruments. mind control. Population control.
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Favorite Books:
Kafka's short stories, Catch 22, Stranger in a Strange Land, Cosmic Trigger, anything by Vonnegut, The Torah, Still Life With Woodpecker, The People's History of The United States
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Favorite Movies:
I've been liking Charlie Kaufman's projects. I also like Kubrick a lot. Apocalypse Now, Dead Alive, Bad Lieutenant, Lost In Translation, Ninja Scroll
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Favorite Music:
American Analog Set, Sam Prekop, Broken Social Scene, Pinback, The Soft Boys, Fugazi, Kinski, the Americas, David Bowie, Neutral Milk Hotel, Low Flying Owls, Syd Barrett, M Ward, Bright Eyes, Elliott Smith, Nick Drake, the Who, Pink Floyd, Grandaddy
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Favorite TV Shows:
Simpsons... I don't have cable.
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About Me:
If I go a week without hearing Television's "Venus di Milo," I start to get a bit twitchy. Right now I'm reminding myself just how much I love Prince's "Kiss."
Bear Hunter Chris taught me how to use his sequencer this week. Watch out Postal Service....
http://artists.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/Bear_Hunter/
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Who I Want to Meet:
People I can talk music with. Poets who hate poetry. Hot sex-crazed bitches. People who challenge me. Those with good arguments for and against religion. Pretentious pseudo-philosophers. People who like Bear Hunter. People who find narcissism kinda charming. Someone who knows good Indian food recipes. People who hate avacados. People who smile when they're sad.
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Okay, so like, say you're a -4 in the vocal
department, well, just get Spence in your
band and make him harmonize, cause he's a
10. So that's like -4+10=6. Your band is now
an even 6, and nobody will ever know the
difference. So like, if Spence could find
someone with a vocals of 0, that would be
like, 0+10=10. That band would be a ten! So
then, let's say, your vocals are like a -5, and
Spence is a ten, and then you meet David
Crosby, and he's like a 5, well, that's like, -5+
10+5=15. Oooh, you're a groovin' 15! Now,
let's say Spence is sick and he's only a 5 that
night, well... it don't matter, cause once the
rock sets in he's always at 10! He'll turn that
shit up! And on special occasions he's 11.
Spencer. It cheers me right up, like
a human shot of B-12. He is very nice
to chat with, especially on long car
drives or in his mother's odd home.
Don't call any of his aquiantences
dickwhipped.
about town and smile. He's super
friendly, smiles a lot, and gives
great hugs. He's a talented musician
and writer and will someday have a
documentary made about his life. He
can cover a Cyndi Lauper tune like no
other guy I know.......and is
currently teaching me how to pronounce
Amoeba.
man. obviously a hunter is one who is
seeking something. hence "bearhunter" is
a band comprised of sexually repressed
boys seeking the love of some furry macho
men to hold and stroke them.
when I play the opening bars of
"Lucifer Sam". You don't know that
song, 'cause you're not spencer.
cooler if he went by maurice in real
life instead of just online. then i
could call him moe. then i'd have a
friend named moe. then he could get a
bar, or we could start a bowling team,
or maybe just go shooting guns
together. but no, he keeps telling
people his name is spencer. geez man,
we could have had some great times.
time. When the cockroaches rise to the
top of the evolutionary ladder, they
will hail him as a genius. For now, he's
just biding his time.