Luke Friesen

Student U of W

exquisite taste, chinese dialect coach, basketball whiz kid, financial planner, foot massager, mosh king, president of canada, professor of mathematica, freestyle rapper, hop-skip-jump boy

salinger, vonnegut, life after god, bible, shakespeare

rushmore, royal tenenbaums, punch drunk love, adaptation, life is beautiful, casablanca, chaplin shorts, donnie darko, lost in translation

modest mouse, braid, american nightmare, the shins, explosions in the sky, comeback kid, small brown bike, mars volta, sunny day real estate, antarctica, bjork, casket lottery, dj shadow, elliott, pinback, u2, album leaf, texas is the reason, mogwai

seinfeld, super dave, curb your enthusiasm, jeopardy

"Six Feet of the best stuff you've ever seen" ---
Item! This is what used to be here, all alone. After some
serious fasting, I have decided that it is about time I
changed this.
I didn't really think of what I could put here
though, so I am stuck. Who the eff reads these anyways?
I know who, it's those people who eat shit and grin.
Well, I'll tell you what. Go to the top of this window,
Click File, then click Print and wait a couple seconds.
With the paper that just printed, go ahead and whipe that
shit-eating-grin off your face. Now, you just have a
grin. Hopefully it is a massive, gigantic, orca grin.
Ear to ear. Side burn to side burn. Lobe to lobe. Now,
turn away from the computer and run around.
Juuuuuuuuuuuuust do it. And quit eating shit anyway...

Item! A hot vampire girl. The mom from O.C. Kieran
Culkin.