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    • More About Emmet

      • Occupation:

        Not really sure what I get paid to do

      • Hobbies and Interests:

        Me

      • Favorite Books:

        Mine

      • Favorite Movies:

        Yours

      • Favorite Music:

        Mine

      • Favorite TV Shows:

        Mine

      • About Me:

        Read the press

      • Who I Want to Meet:

        Nobody

    • Testimonials and Comments for Emmet

      • Arshad
      • Posted
      • Emmet got me totally wasted and then took $20 out of my pocket.
      • Christina
      • Posted
      • everytime i see emmet he is flanked by two sexy biatches.....or maybe i'm just thinking of this photo......
      • Christina
      • Posted
      • everytime i see emmet he is flanked by two sexy biatches.....or maybe i'm just thinking of this photo......
      • Sarah
      • Posted
      • Emmet likes to pick people up. I don't mean it
        like THAT... he actually likes to lift people
        up...ladies beware!!! He'll sweep you off your
        feet!

        Emmet is the life of the party, very snuggly
        and fun to spend an entire evening and
        morning, and afternoon with. On top of being
        fun to party with, this guy has heart and I love
        him to death!
      • Posted
      • Shut up. Please, shut up.
      • Elisabeth
      • Posted
      • What? You're not taking your Ritalin?
        That explains why you spelled my name
        with a z and find me friendly.
        NARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      • Adam
      • Posted
      • If by "snuggly" Elisabeth means "15
        year-old bra-snapping punk in
        desperate need of tough love and
        Ritalin trapped in a 31 year-old's
        body" then I agree. He's a veritable
        snugglegasm.
        No, in all seriousness, Emmet is a
        dolll, the "show me on this doll
        where the bad man touched you"
        kind, but still.
        No really, this guy is tops. Has the
        whole Brit-football, devil-may-care
        attitude going on. The ladies love
        him, even the ones he hired from
        Jet East to pose with him in that
        picture.
        No, honestly. He's a softy. Special
        place in the heart for this one. More
        of a clogged artery, actually, but
        that's just semantics.
        Hey, does anyone know where I can
        get some jewelry in SoHo? I
        volunteer at this shelter, and I think
        it would really cheer some of the
        mothers up if I gave them some
        beautiful jewelry. Price no object.

      • Elisabeth
      • Posted
      • I find Emmet snuggly.
        I also deeply appreciate his creative
        use of the 80's Tie a Tee Look to
        promote what appear to be The Ladies of
        Emmet Air International.
      • Posted
      • One mean bastard.
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