Zoidberg MD

I declined to succumb to this trickery of a question

Staff Doctor at Planet Express

To know what it is like to be a grandmother - subjugated yet honoured.

"Planet of the Clams": It's about an upside-down world where lobster is slave to clam.

zoidberg quote from futurama: As the candy hearts poured into the fiery quasar a wondrous thing happened, why not. They vaporized into a mystical love radiation that spread across the universe destroying many, many planets, including two gangster planets and a cowboy world. But one planet was exactly the right distance to see the romantic rays but not be destroyed by them: Earth. So all over the world couples stood together in joy. And me, Zoidberg. And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray.

I may be hideous, poor, and a terrible doctor, but the show just wouldn't be the same without me. My crowning moment has to be my performance in the classic episode 'Why Must I Be a Crustacean In Love?', where I went to my home planet to unsuccesfully find a mate.

Hooray for Zoidberg, hooray for me.


I have sharp claws; hava a fin on my head; can breathe underwater; can squirt ink; and have barnacles on my face.

anyone and everyone. im very lonely. i was once tricked by a guinea pig.

addy: westcoastcricket@yahoo.com