Sarah Beiderman

Pure Gold, my friends.

"I'm from the ghetto homey, I was raised on bread and balogna........and I drop it like it's hot."

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Alec
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Sarah is a wonderful and hugh-more-us person who makes everyone happy! Of course, to say the word hugh-more-us means that I have to explain where that comes from. This requires a complicated (and sometimes, convoluted) explanation of invisible psychiatrists and their friends as well as my time at Oberlin College.
So, I will just say that Sarah is a wonderful and hugh-more-us person who makes everyone happy!

Kimberly
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Two days ago a stranger emailed me just to tell me that he liked my friend Sarah better than me. Her beauty has that kind of effect on people.

Naomi
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In case you've been reading Sarah's profile and you don't know what NAAO is, it is a group of people who all think that Naomi is Awesome, Amazing and Orgasmic. Thanks Sarah, I think so too.

Kimberly
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Sarah, I think my boyfriend might be a sociopath. Also, I think he might be wanted for larceny in three different states. I'm only telling you this because i'm sure you can relate.

Kimberly
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I love my mathem. I love her so much that i might have to write multiple testimonials about how much I love her. Personally, I think the only reason she even has a friendster profile is so that there's a place for me to profess my undying love and affection. Sarah is the best mathem, ever. She calls me sometimes. And emails me too. And I think she remembered my birthday once? These are sarah's special ways of saying "I love you". And see that picture of her, where her eyes are open? That's our special "I love you" signal-whenever she keeps her eyes open, I know that she knows that I know that she's thinking about me. I'm the luckiest mathem in the entire world. Lovemath.

CJ
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Sarah is probably the coolest girl in the world. The only thing that could be better then Sarah is if you cloned her. She is the only girl That I would go to a dance club until 6:00 am with , and thats saying a lot. And if that doesnt prove how awesome she is, shes a hot girl that likes Star Wars!!

Naomi
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I don't know how I've never testified to Sarah's greatness before. I deeply regretted oversight. But I suppose that I don't really need to say anything to prove how awesome she is. Just look at the kind of people she aspires to meet. Goldilocks Andover? I couldn't have chosen better myself. And the reason that Sarah is great? Because she's already achieved her goal. She has met Goldilocks and Goldilocks thinks that she's fabulous. Trust me....