mike is one of those guys that you can
always depend on...like first of all he
created me...w/ sugar,spice, chemical
x...so i owe him. and just in case
george isn't paying attention.. i round
the bend and there is mike, sweet n'
low w/ fat free coffeemate in his handy
jansport backpack, which he always has
in case of emergencies. and if i ever
need an extra model in an intense
fashion crisis..well..do i even need to
say it?
Ian: "Mike, are you fucked up?"
Mike: "Dude, I am so fucked up."
Ian: "Mike, are you really fucked up?"
Mike: "Dude, I am so fucking fucked up."
Ian: "Your fucked up."
Watch out ladies! Once Mike gets a
guitar in his hands it's all over.
He will hypnotize you into adoring him.
This boy can rock out until all hours
of the night.
He takes requests too! Thanks for all
the late night entertainment through
out college. No one can spark a drunken
sing along like Mike.
the best part about this guy is his ability to
grow a beard in about 15 seconds...i mean
seriously. you could be chillin with mike one
minute and then be face to face with evil
mike the next...and you're like "who's it?
wha-za..how ja'?" all kinds of crazy..i'm not
sure how he does it. must be some kind of
useless super power.
mike is a very hot guy that i meet from
time to time at george's stand...for
those of you who don't know...its our
secret spot...for the love and coffee
combo.
Donuts? I don't believe you.
about testimonials...but his puns are
FABULOUS!
Macaroni plays the mumba....
WE BUILT THIS CITY...
Thanks for all the support, lyrically.
always depend on...like first of all he
created me...w/ sugar,spice, chemical
x...so i owe him. and just in case
george isn't paying attention.. i round
the bend and there is mike, sweet n'
low w/ fat free coffeemate in his handy
jansport backpack, which he always has
in case of emergencies. and if i ever
need an extra model in an intense
fashion crisis..well..do i even need to
say it?
Ian: "Mike, are you fucked up?"
Mike: "Dude, I am so fucked up."
Ian: "Mike, are you really fucked up?"
Mike: "Dude, I am so fucking fucked up."
Ian: "Your fucked up."
guitar in his hands it's all over.
He will hypnotize you into adoring him.
This boy can rock out until all hours
of the night.
He takes requests too! Thanks for all
the late night entertainment through
out college. No one can spark a drunken
sing along like Mike.
grow a beard in about 15 seconds...i mean
seriously. you could be chillin with mike one
minute and then be face to face with evil
mike the next...and you're like "who's it?
wha-za..how ja'?" all kinds of crazy..i'm not
sure how he does it. must be some kind of
useless super power.
time to time at george's stand...for
those of you who don't know...its our
secret spot...for the love and coffee
combo.