Let's just clear this up before anyone gets the wrong idea. It may look like I'm a cool guy posing as a lame guy to seem cool out of the obvious irony, but really, I'm just lame. Don't overthink this.
Who I Want to Meet:
Myself, five years ago, so I can beat him until candy comes out.
Do not stop at the Krispy Kreme, the
light isn't on and they burn the coffee on
this shift. Bypass the used book stores
and never-you-mind the paper mill.
Briefly acknowledge the airport, but drive
past it. Drive past the airport. Do it.
Good. Now, past the airport and pop a
magnum of port from the seaport under
the carport as I write a testimonial to the
Davenport. Oh. So. Clever.
Well, I finally met Joe. So now I
really do know Joe. I like Joe. He has
obsessions. I like that in a person. We
have a few in common. That's good too.
Joe fell and hurt his foot last night.
He got 8 stitches. My lucky number. I
feel bad for none of this would have
happened had there not been a gathering
because of me arriving on the
greyhound. But, at least, we'll always
have the sunrise.
I feel like I know Joe. I don't know
Joe and I can't wait to meet Joe and
Joe is a fun name to say a bunch a
times in a sentence...I have heard
good things about Joe and it seems
like my Tally-ho friends feel like
they have known him forever. Thanks
for makin them smile. Here's to Joe!
Last Sunday I told someone at work that
I was a little nervous about going to
meet up with Gluttony at the
Tallahassee Mall, and they looked at me
a little oddly. Thankfully it all
worked out and I got to bask in Joe's
wit and wisdom for a few hours.
Posted
he dared call ME a muse? everyone who
knows Joe knows his wisdoms. I honestly
feel wit-less when I speak to him
online--every other word is funny and
that is...impossible for me. Joe is a
living work of art. Agreed? Thanks for
making me a great set of mixed CD's.
Joe has impeccable tastes.
In return for awakening Joe's inner
otaku, he supplies me with an endless
stream of funny quips to put into my
AIM profiles and away messages. One
day, he will move to California and we
will get very drunk, make out with
lots of hotties, and teach the world
about the great Steamroller via the
Wheat Movement. BE PREPARED!
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Joe, I would have dubbed thee "sir"
long ago, but alas, I haven't a sword
with which to dub.
Okane ha nani wo suru koto ga
dekimasuka? I'd really like to know,
because I've got a funny feeling that
it's about to mess Joe up with its
love. Post script: Beep Beep told me
that Joe poops his pants.
Joe is like the box that you keep
things in to remind yourself to do
something with the box you keep in your
closet with the stuff in it that
reminds you of Joe.
Testimonials and Comments for Joe
light isn't on and they burn the coffee on
this shift. Bypass the used book stores
and never-you-mind the paper mill.
Briefly acknowledge the airport, but drive
past it. Drive past the airport. Do it.
Good. Now, past the airport and pop a
magnum of port from the seaport under
the carport as I write a testimonial to the
Davenport. Oh. So. Clever.
really do know Joe. I like Joe. He has
obsessions. I like that in a person. We
have a few in common. That's good too.
Joe fell and hurt his foot last night.
He got 8 stitches. My lucky number. I
feel bad for none of this would have
happened had there not been a gathering
because of me arriving on the
greyhound. But, at least, we'll always
have the sunrise.
Joe and I can't wait to meet Joe and
Joe is a fun name to say a bunch a
times in a sentence...I have heard
good things about Joe and it seems
like my Tally-ho friends feel like
they have known him forever. Thanks
for makin them smile. Here's to Joe!
I was a little nervous about going to
meet up with Gluttony at the
Tallahassee Mall, and they looked at me
a little oddly. Thankfully it all
worked out and I got to bask in Joe's
wit and wisdom for a few hours.
knows Joe knows his wisdoms. I honestly
feel wit-less when I speak to him
online--every other word is funny and
that is...impossible for me. Joe is a
living work of art. Agreed? Thanks for
making me a great set of mixed CD's.
Joe has impeccable tastes.
otaku, he supplies me with an endless
stream of funny quips to put into my
AIM profiles and away messages. One
day, he will move to California and we
will get very drunk, make out with
lots of hotties, and teach the world
about the great Steamroller via the
Wheat Movement. BE PREPARED!
long ago, but alas, I haven't a sword
with which to dub.
dekimasuka? I'd really like to know,
because I've got a funny feeling that
it's about to mess Joe up with its
love. Post script: Beep Beep told me
that Joe poops his pants.
things in to remind yourself to do
something with the box you keep in your
closet with the stuff in it that
reminds you of Joe.