More About Callie
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Schools (Other):
Auburn University
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Occupation:
student
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Hobbies and Interests:
watching movies, laughing, playing tricks on people and eating
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Favorite Books:
I am currently really into the No. 1 Ladies Detective Agency series, Anything by Joyce Carol Oates, Written on the Body, Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit, Orlando, any short story by Raymond Carver, anything by Carson McCullers, poems by Edward Hirsch, Elizabeth Bishop and Charles Bukowski, Sam Shepard plays, Eugene O'Neil plays, vignettes by Eduardo Galeano, A Prayer for Owen Meany, The Song of Solomon, Anna Karenina
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Favorite Movies:
The English Patient, Best In Show, Waiting For Guffman, Terms of Endearment, Moonstruck, The Jerk, All of Me, anything from the 80's with Steve Martin, Finding Nemo, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (made me cry for hours), The Hours
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Favorite Music:
Ani D, Bob Dylan, any really misogynistic rap (that I can dance to), afro-cuban beat, bluegrass, Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, Janis Joplin, Tori Amos, Chris Isaak, Martin Sexton, Buddy Guy, Al Green, Otis Redding
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Favorite TV Shows:
Mr. Show, Family Ties, Eight Is Enough, Absolutely Fabulous, Bewitched, Sex In The City, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Gilmore Girls, Kids In the Hall, SNL, MadTV, and Thirtysomething
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Who I Want to Meet:
People that make me laugh til I pee, people interested in making the world better...
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Testimonials and Comments for Callie
actually, thats a half truth. The day I met Callie, I
was still madly in love with Parker Posey. But
meeting Callie made me flip-flop, much like the
characters of the hit film "Closer". So, upon the
third meeting, I was sure I was deeply in love.
Why? because she's special. Both in the "no one
is like her" sense, as well as in the " Sometimes
she needs help crossing the street" sense. And
one day, after she realizes that most men are
fickle, she'll come back to the country, look me up,
and we'll start a family full of big eyed, David
Cross loving Spider-man freaks. Maybe we'll have
twins!
just wanna have fun" she taught me
everything i know. there isnt another
gal id wanna get all red winned up with
and talk shit about people who arnent
as fun as we are. props to her for
breaking out of the adult film industry
and onto the stage! you got my heart
baby!
At least thats what it says in her file
from Sacred Springs Mental Institution.
I was her nusre and I used to sneak in
her drugs and men and chocolate. It was
a lucrative arrangment, as she came
from a wealthy family and had a massive
crazy-person expense account.
Occasionally I would purloin on of her
men to pass the hours away on shift but
I was mostly on-the-level with her.
She also ran a twice weekly Craps
Game for the other gals on her ward.
She always rigged the dice, and those
bitches never knew because they were
crazy. I got a cut of that too. the day
she got out she bought me a honda as a
parting gift. I miss that crazy bitch.
know- not to mention a wonderful
sistah- i love and miss you chica!
keep it real in the large apple
Yo...she is crazy like a fox! Let it
never be said that one leg is shorter
than the other, cause it isn't. She is
my rough and tumble friend from BAMA
hanging in the New York Shitty. Watch
out, or else you'll miss us when we get
our HICK ON! YEEHAW!