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"I like cheese."
More about John
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Occupation:
Tech Support
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Hobbies and Interests:
sleeping, being lazy
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Favorite Books:
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, DragonLance, Tolkien, Leiber
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Favorite Movies:
Star Wars, Indiana Jones, The Burbs, Back to the Future, The Shawshank Redemption...
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Favorite Music:
Ozzy, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Testament, etc.
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Simpsons, Older shows... not this crap on now.
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About Me:
I like cheese.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Cats. Big Cats. Like Panthers.
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On september 12th right here
In front of the waverly, but
unfortunately,
I lost his address.
He was last seen with his friend,
A drummer he resembles george harrison
of the beatles,
But he wears his hair tied in a small
bow at the back.
I love him,
But it embarrasses me to walk down the
street with him.
He lives in Delhi somewhere,
And he wears his white crash helmet.
He has golden chains on his leather
jacket,
And on the back, are written the names
mary and mom and hell's angels.
I would gratefully appreciate it if you
see him,
Tell him
I am in the park with my girlfriend,
And please tell him Jeremy and i
Don't want the two dollars back, just
him.
inventor of the "GA-DUSH!". He is the
president of the "Anti-Atlantian Club
For Men". He is the genious behind
Heavy Metal Head Bang Till You Drop.
Some claim that Steven Hawkings created
that, and to them I say...
LIES!!! FUCKING LIES!!!! FUCK YOU YOU
FUCKING LIARS!!!!!
aren't nearly enough of 'em out there.
Guys should take a lesson out of his
book. Judicious, witty, and
possessing a superb ear to talk to...
All must bow to the altar of Palmer!
down by the ocean one day looking for
ladies when suddenly this crazy ass sub
shaped like a fucking shark came out of
the water. Before I could
say "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" a whole crap
load of Atlantians come rushing out
with laser guns and shit. I'm all
like, "Let's jet!" but my boy here was
all "Fuckin' Atlantian scum!". He goes
all super ninja on those sea dwelling
fucks and takes them out like it ain't
no thang.
Mother fucker's like Yoda and shit.
No, muther fucker's better then Yoda!
things come to mind...All in all he's a
good guy who's there when you need him
and willing to spend all night in a
diner. If only he could use a pic of
himself thats not cropped from the pic
someone else used