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"I love getting my hair cut at the bus station, hunting for
truffles, NASCAR. I like to bury my porn every weekend
drunk..."
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Occupation:
I lick stuff for the government+ blow minds 4 fun
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Hobbies and Interests:
marbles, long walks on the sidewalk, belligerence, trepanation, The Fall, drugs to kill the joy, banging the head that does not bang, shakin the world one ass at a time, little else
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Favorite Books:
PKD, Robert Anton Wilson, Dune, Love and Rockets, eightball, Stranger in a Strange Land, Shaun Ryder biog, Michael Moore, Fan Fiction, any Fantasy were an elf and a Dragon become Friends
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Favorite Movies:
Marx Bros., Ride With The Devil, Straw Dogs, Akira, O.C. and Stiggs, Chopper, Slapshot, Date Rape Hospital: The Motion Picture, Monster Movies(cuz I'm a monster), Repo Man, Herzog(you fucking better believe I'm pretentious), Seven Samurai, The Warriors
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Favorite Music:
the Fall, Public Enemy, Zappa, El-P, Beefheart, Killing Joke, PiL, Wu-Tang, Bad Brains, MegaForce 1, Neptunes, all metal, 1st Serpentor solo EP
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Favorite TV Shows:
Simpsons, Futurama, Strangers W/ Candy, Law and Order & Criminal Intent, Date Rape Hospital: The Series, Reno 911, Six Feet under, Sopranos, 700 Club
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About Me:
I love getting my hair cut at the bus station, hunting for
truffles, NASCAR. I like to bury my porn every weekend
drunk and try and go on a treasure hunt to find it. I
LOVE stealing children. I hate white people and ghosts. I
hate my maid. Founder of the patriopsyhcotic
anarchomaterialist party. I hate god for cursing me with
an ear for
contemporary christian accapella music. I'm the kinda of
guy that will eat dog and bathe yr cat. I once ate
an entire oriental rug. I might be a honky but I'm hung
like a donkey OK maybe not really but just tell yr friends
that(or maybe I am, only one way to find out)
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Who I Want to Meet:
cat people, were-wolves, were-monkeys, fans of Vision
Quest, Lepers, incest survivors, burn victums,candy ravers
(only if their 13), Fans of To wong foo thanks for
everything Julie Newmar, Naughty
Night Nurses 4,
and a talking dog
and nice girl my age with Alzhiemers
and a new HIV support group
and ...Daddy(whimper,sob)
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hall to smoke a leisurely cigarette,
and tripped over bob, passed out
halfway down the stairs. he was wearing
yellowed underwear (a rare occasion,
but one i was grateful for) with a
rather large hole in a very
inappropriate place, had a pair of
women's pink panties on his head and a
half ripped open condom packet in his
mouth. i hastened around the pool of
filth at the bottom of the steps and
stepped outside for a few restorative
breaths of air before going back in to
take a few polaroids, push him slightly
closer to the wall to make a path for
pedestrians, and walk back to my
apartment.
at his arrival. No drug ever goes
unused in his presence. Never have
women thrown themselves so readily at a
man. This, everyone, is The Bob
Doubleburg.
because together we can rule the
planet... Janet... but we are picking
Nike up on the way and her Magpie
superdom will take us to new heights
and we will be one big unemployed beer
lovin, midget tossing, mexincan
immigrant family. and live in a giant
green house for fresh air and such. I
also love Bob Because he dropped it
like it was hot last time I saw him.
for some time. His being Overlord of
the Underworld has never stopped him
from sitting a spell talking about
checkers, sin, and how deep hell
actually is. Take me to the river, Bob.
MONGOLOID WOMAN
MAKE ME SICK
MONGOLOID WOMAN
SUCK MY DICK
written by B D-berg himself
a sista.
el bob doubleburg. hes likes a sponge,
he just takes takes takes!!! he cries on
my answering machine and yells at me to
take him to breakfast. but seriously
folks, bob
taught the uber-valuable skill of
appropriation. he might have ripped off
that TR riff from devo, but in fact i
wrote every single song that public
enemy has every put out.
Soundtrack since we were 17. Do you
want IT back?