Tony is the greatest man who ever lived.
His unflagging generosity and help for
the San Francisco comedy community
in general has made me respect him.
His devotion to cartoons, silly humor,
and old-school slang expressions has
made me love him. And his
unpredictable mutant super-powers have
made me fear him. Witty, intelligent,
charming, handsome and sometimes
invisible to the naked eye, Tony is full of
surprises. There is not a comic among
us who does not owe their start in
comedy in part to Tony's support and
encouragement, and not an evil-doer on
the planet who isn't plotting against him
right now. Tony is always very tidy and
well-coifed in his appearance, and his
good manners and sexy, mellifluous
voice are always a hit with the ladies,
especially evil ladies. Tony's penchant
for hot, twisted, evil chicks is admittedly
a shortcoming. But if you had mutant
super-powers and chicks with big boobs
and awesome bootys in skin-tight
leotards were always fighting
Testimonials and Comments for Tony
His unflagging generosity and help for
the San Francisco comedy community
in general has made me respect him.
His devotion to cartoons, silly humor,
and old-school slang expressions has
made me love him. And his
unpredictable mutant super-powers have
made me fear him. Witty, intelligent,
charming, handsome and sometimes
invisible to the naked eye, Tony is full of
surprises. There is not a comic among
us who does not owe their start in
comedy in part to Tony's support and
encouragement, and not an evil-doer on
the planet who isn't plotting against him
right now. Tony is always very tidy and
well-coifed in his appearance, and his
good manners and sexy, mellifluous
voice are always a hit with the ladies,
especially evil ladies. Tony's penchant
for hot, twisted, evil chicks is admittedly
a shortcoming. But if you had mutant
super-powers and chicks with big boobs
and awesome bootys in skin-tight
leotards were always fighting