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Schools (Other):
the school of hard knocks
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Occupation:
i sell ugly lipstick to crazy old ladies.
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Hobbies and Interests:
lesbians, shiny things, evil rabbits, triops and other things that grow, cartoons, god's pocket, trivia, a new president, serial killers, cerial killers, flowers and sunshine, wheatfields salads and the pool, rap music, drinkin' & fightin'
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Favorite Books:
To Kill a Mockingbird, Written on the Body
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Favorite Movies:
Pulp Fiction, Life is Beautiful, Arabesque, Lord of the Rings, Lost in Translation, Punch Drunk Love, Eternal Sunshine of the Spottless Mind
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Favorite Music:
Violent Femmes, The Be Good Tanyas, Whiskeytown, Edie Brickell, Aretha Franklin, Pat Benitar, the Shins
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Favorite TV Shows:
COURT TV (all of it), Strangers with Candy, The Daily Show, Home Movies, Law&Order SVU, Sex In The City, The L Word, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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Zodiac Sign:
Taurus
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Who I Want to Meet:
i really want to meet a no mouth bear and the person who is leaving surprises on maggie's doorstep. maybe father time too.
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creature much like a glassy-eyed
newborn fawn with milk still on your lips.
But, ON her stomach- like people with muscles. I
don't like it. It's weird.
a gaywad. I love how militant you are
about taking back the night and getting
tattoos of various Stanley power tools
all over your body. I love the way no
means yes to you, and how beautiful the
mural of Melissa Ethridge giving
Laura's Bush the business looks on the
wall of your family room. I love you so
much I'd actually consider giving you the
one-finger stroke.
I mean, this is Lawrence fucking Kansas!"
Katie is funny.
hand... are you cheating on me??!! I
thought you loved me.... Where did we
go wrong??? Will it help if I tell you
that I'm sorry? Please come back to me,
I miss you. Love, Bud
hilarious and whip-smart as you when I
was your age. Imagine the person I'd
be today: a socialite in the Hamptons
with a million admirers jealous of my
flawless and consistent reinvention of
self, Nobel-prizewinner for Humaity
and Philanthropy or the Girl all the
Boys want but can never have.