Just looking around

Jul 2003

concord, nc

http://profiles.friendster.com/1233223

chemist

computers, psychology, cooking, southpark, poker

there's too much to read for me to have read anything twice, but once: lord of the rings, once and future king, skipped parts trilogy, secret of nimh, cat's cradle, anything by dan savage

sixteen candles, princess bride, snatch, shawshank redemption, my cousin vinny, stand-up comedy inc. bill cosby, eddie murphy, chris rock, george carlin, larry miller, dennis miller

oldies, 80s, soul, punk, oi!, depeche mode, erasure, adicts, clash, aretha franklin, otis redding, drifters, cars

southpark, family guy, that 70s show, married with children, night court, golden girls (shut up, alright?), chapelle's show, daily show

about me...i'm a scorpio...i spend entirely too much time
lying in bed, but it's just so comfy. i recently started
taking ninjitsu lessons, so as long as you don't fight
back, i can take you down and put you in a choke hold. i
like to laugh, and i'm particular about everything. i will
make fun of you, but it's b/c whatever stupid thing i'm
razzing you about is something i've already done, and i --
along with george carlin--enjoy the little things in life
we all have in common; the things that bring us together.
i am a geek who writes in run-on sentences and can (read
as "will") tell you the difference between an adjective and
an adverb. i am incredibly loyal, but only to those who
deserve it, which i will display by calling you a satan-
filled ho-cake, or something along those lines.

funny and sick are always entertaining...likes movies and
music, has some drive/ambition...doesn't blame the world
for his/her problems. understands empathy and courtesy
without losing site of responsibility. gotta speed. how
about this: i wanna meet the person who, having read this
far already knows what i'm going to say b/c it describes
them perfectly, thus relieving me from finishing this poo.
ugh.