Chris Catalano

Benjamin Franklin Senior High School, Attended 1990 - 1991
Spruce Creek High School, Attended 1991 - 1994, Class of 1994

Florida State University, Attended 1994 - 1998, Class of 1998, Bachelor's Degree, theatre

actor, comic, writer (Esquire), celebrity booker

http://www.hooray4everything.com

homestarrunner.com, karaoke, cooking, collecting tidbits of knowledge that's only useful when playing trivia games, comfort food (ie starchy foods), doing the robot, Hooray For Everything! (Voted Best Short Form Improv in NY 2003), I've recently (don't laugh) taken up knitting

WRITERS: Jasper Fforde, bret easton ellis, Nietzsche, JT LeRoy, Hornby, Sedaris, Kundera, Belzer, Bukowski, BOOKS: Snow Crash, Jennifer Government, I Lucifer, Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind, The Little Prince

Donnie Darko, Series 7, Amelie, Defending Your Life, Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Quills, Wet Hot American Summer, Cool Hand Luke, Leaving Las Vegas, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Dead Alive, City of the Lost Children

U2, ben harper, The Shins, elton, billy, tom waits, frank, Nellie McKay, Franz Ferdinand, The Darkness, Lola Ray, Modest Mouse, Garden State Soundtrack has been on repeat since I got it, my own karaoke renditions of formerly good songs

Simpsons, Conan, Mr. Show, Family guy, Ben Stiller Show, Arrested Development, The State, Ali G, SNL, Reno 911, Bullsh*t, Coupling (the BBC version), Buffy

Virgo

Being that the human experience can be broken down into a
bunch of chemical reactions Im not sure how I should go
about describing myself... H2O + some other stuff = me.
When Im rich and famous I'm buying a magic touch game for
my apartment, and if you're nice, I'll let you come over
and play photo hunt without havin' to put money in it.

"Among those I like or admire, I can find no common
denominator; but among those I love, I can; all of them
make me laugh."
-WH Auden
"I shouldn't have to say this, but do not, under any
circumstances, put Pop Rocks in your ass." -SG Woods