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"Being that the human experience can be broken down into a
bunch of chemical reactions Im not sure how I should go
about..."
More about Chris
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More About Chris
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Schools:
Benjamin Franklin Senior High School, Attended 1990 - 1991
Spruce Creek High School, Attended 1991 - 1994, Class of 1994
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College/University:
Florida State University, Attended 1994 - 1998, Class of 1998, Bachelor's Degree, theatre
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Occupation:
actor, comic, writer (Esquire), celebrity booker
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Affiliations:
http://www.hooray4everything.com
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Hobbies and Interests:
homestarrunner.com, karaoke, cooking, collecting tidbits of knowledge that's only useful when playing trivia games, comfort food (ie starchy foods), doing the robot, Hooray For Everything! (Voted Best Short Form Improv in NY 2003), I've recently (don't laugh) taken up knitting
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Favorite Books:
WRITERS: Jasper Fforde, bret easton ellis, Nietzsche, JT LeRoy, Hornby, Sedaris, Kundera, Belzer, Bukowski, BOOKS: Snow Crash, Jennifer Government, I Lucifer, Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind, The Little Prince
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Favorite Movies:
Donnie Darko, Series 7, Amelie, Defending Your Life, Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Quills, Wet Hot American Summer, Cool Hand Luke, Leaving Las Vegas, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Dead Alive, City of the Lost Children
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Favorite Music:
U2, ben harper, The Shins, elton, billy, tom waits, frank, Nellie McKay, Franz Ferdinand, The Darkness, Lola Ray, Modest Mouse, Garden State Soundtrack has been on repeat since I got it, my own karaoke renditions of formerly good songs
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Favorite TV Shows:
Simpsons, Conan, Mr. Show, Family guy, Ben Stiller Show, Arrested Development, The State, Ali G, SNL, Reno 911, Bullsh*t, Coupling (the BBC version), Buffy
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Zodiac Sign:
Virgo
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About Me:
Being that the human experience can be broken down into a
bunch of chemical reactions Im not sure how I should go
about describing myself... H2O + some other stuff = me.
When Im rich and famous I'm buying a magic touch game for
my apartment, and if you're nice, I'll let you come over
and play photo hunt without havin' to put money in it.
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Who I Want to Meet:
"Among those I like or admire, I can find no common
denominator; but among those I love, I can; all of them
make me laugh."
-WH Auden
"I shouldn't have to say this, but do not, under any
circumstances, put Pop Rocks in your ass." -SG Woods
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Testimonials and Comments for Chris
as it is a distinct possibility that you
will end up shooting the liquid through
your nose while laughing hysterically.
He has yet to do it to me but I can
only imagine that I'll be 66 on the list
of victims of his humor. Beside being
incredibly funny he's ridiculously smart
and handsome in a way that he will never
be able to comprehend which therefore
makes him humble. I am going to start
the Chris fan club, Hooray for Chris.
with Kip Winger and hair bands in
general. I think it stems from the time
I caught him teasing his pubic hair and
watching Headbanger's Ball. He claimed
he was aerobacizing. but it's hard to
aerobacize with Hostess Twinkies duct
taped to your nipples. Ladies don't
believe his lies! He'll tell you one
thing and the next thing you know
you're snorting coke of Kip Winger's
asshole and doing splits with David Lee
Roth.
best actors I have had the privalage of
watching perform. Chris can make
anyone feel good inside, especially
females. Just don't let him jack you in
the cakes. Even though he probally
already has. From man to
motherfucker...I'll see you in NYC.
back to this planet, I was a little
worried that the time spent with them
under observation may have left him
scarred and changed(especially because
of the anal-probing). But than I
realized he was still his same old
karaoke-singing, beer-guzzling,
dirty-dancing, joke-cracking,
porn-viewing self. It made me happy that
the examinations didn't taint
him.(either that, or they made one damn
good clone!)
wrote a long time ago, and realized it
wasn't nearly long enough to describe
the aforementioned "bitch"--Christ
Catalano. Chris is really all about the
good times. I must thank him heartily
for taking care of me and letting me tag
along while Watz is away. He has a shiny
soul and a biting wit, and enough mojo
to "get the ladies," while maintaining a
dignified self-deprecation that
obviously keeps them coming. Ha-HA!
Double entendre! I am impressed with my
husband's taste in friends, and I have
gladly added this dude's name to the
list of my own. (However, if he hadn't
cast me in Hooray! I never would've
spoken to him again. So it's good that
he recognizes me for how fucking cool I
am.) Hehe. Love you, Uncle Chrissy. You
da bomb.
this guy!!!!!!! No,
seriously.....What?......nevermind.