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This is me dressed as Maya Angelou
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"I love candy--FUCKING JEWS!--and walking down eighth avenue on Sundays--SHIT HOLE SLUTS!--Let's face it, I'm a..."
More about Randall
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Schools (Other):
Hunter College
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Occupation:
I sell dry humps for $5 a piece
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Affiliations:
Jew for Jesus, Christians for some asshole
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Hobbies and Interests:
music, Italy, dogs, reading and writing, black children
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Favorite Books:
It Happened in Boston?, Dr. Bloodmoney, A Clockwork Orange, Pop 1280, Blindness, Invisible Man (about the black dude, not the pussy-footed invisible dude), A Wild Sheep's Chase, The Onion's listings
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Favorite Movies:
Eraserhead, O Brother Where Art Thou?, The Neverending Story, Napoleon Dynamite, Anything by Tim Burton, Don Herzfeldt shorts
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Favorite Music:
Crash Test Dummies, Pixies, Tom Petty, Tiziano Ferro, Dr. Bloodmoney (formerly My Abusive Father, formerly The Ugly Fucklings)
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Favorite TV Shows:
Freaks and Geeks, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, ER, America's Funniest Home Videos, Sue Thomas: FB-Eye
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About Me:
I love candy--FUCKING JEWS!--and walking down eighth avenue on Sundays--SHIT HOLE SLUTS!--Let's face it, I'm a yogi--CUNTS!--and I hate phonies.
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Who I Want to Meet:
The One
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HA HA HA ! bitch.
Randall: Wow, don't you feel
uncomfortable wearing a skirt that
short? She was climbing out the window
onto the fire escape/balcony. We all saw
her panties; apparently only one person
in the room minded.
with conjoined twins. She is, actually, a
Hindu woman with a unitard. Also,
Randall is hot.
to do it. And I would do it again.
that insight one can peep a little into her girl-girl
dynamics.