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Interested In:
Dating Men and Women, Relationship Men and Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jul 2003
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Hometown:
Sinai
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Yhwh's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/1245137
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Other education:
Temple Beth Israel
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Occupation:
I work in mysterious ways
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Affiliations:
NAMBLA
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What I enjoy doing:
Smiting, sodomy, gomorray, filling the palms of masturbators with coarse hair, meddling into other people's problems, inciting small wars, watching the crusades pass me by.
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Favorite Books:
Old Testament (not the newer version--I hate sequels), the World According to Garp, Joseph Heller's "God Knows"; (it's a classic!)
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Favorite Movies:
The Life of Brian, 9 1/2 Weeks, Happiness, most George Burns movies, anything with J Lo in it (that ass is my finest creation!)
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Favorite Music:
MC Hammer, Genesis, Tesla, Mister Mister, Ministry, Alannis Morisette, Christian Death, most gospel, some klezmer
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Favorite TV Shows:
7th Heaven, anything on TBN, The Simpsons, Davie and Goliath
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About Me:
I am a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma,
wrapped in a burning bush. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on
the beach, and puppies. I can be
vengeful and jealous, yet compassionate; I am no one to be
messed with. Yet, I am lonely; so lonely.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Turn-ons: Spooning, virgins, cherubs, beelzebub, and other
like minded individuals.
Turnoffs: people who use my name in vain and/or do
bad things in my name, Roman orgies (that is like so 2
millennia ago). And most annoying of all: women who
fornicate, get knocked up,carry the child to term,
call it a virgin birth, blame it on me, and then start a
whole new religion. It really cheapens the whole
experience!
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call home, but--as part of your divine
plan--all three pay phones I stopped at
were broken, leaving me penniless and
optionless? That was a hoot! God, you
crack me up.
YHWH chartacter flippantly
pronounced, "Nietzsche is dead."
Eventually, though, I came to
appreciate his remark as the angry and
wrathful Yang to my brother's
contemplative Ying. Friedrich did start
it, after all. Sure, YHWH may look like
some raging yahoodi, but we're talking
about the ultimate God of the
Lutherans, folks: no YHWH, no Bach. No
Bach, no Mozart. No Mozart, no
Beethoven. No Beethoven, no Wagner. No
Wagner, no Hitler. Look at it that way,
for YHWH's sake, and don't forget your
NRA dues.
cause i don't believe in god doesn't
mean i can't be friends. You know, just
in case that friend ever considers to
uh, smote me....
you're mean.
i met Yhwh.