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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Apr 2003
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Chris's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/124555
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Occupation:
grad student/freelance designer/assassin
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What I enjoy doing:
architecture & furniture, mid-century modernism, travel, Burning Man, Cuba, Berlin, San Francisco, computers, film, video games, snowboarding, scuba, japanese pop culture, anime, bunnies.
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Favorite Books:
run rabbit, a farewell to arms, true at first light, a heartbreaking work of staggering genius, me talk pretty one day
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Favorite Movies:
bladerunner, lost in translation, raising arizona, the professional, fight club, donnie darko, shower, y tu mama tambien, nowhere in africa, neon genesis evangelion, spirited away, amelie, buena vista social club, most Peter Sellers flicks, shaolin soccer
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Favorite Music:
hip hop, downtempo, radiohead, blur, pulp, suede, david bowie, antonio carlos jobim, coldplay, dj shadow, belle & sebastian, control machete, jurassic 5, mc solaar, the verve, tom waits, tricky, cibo matto, cowboy junkies
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Favorite TV Shows:
larry sanders, simpsons, ali g, most of adult swim on cartoon network, discovery channel
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this ass kissing is driving me crazy.
truth be told, chris wrote all these
testimonials himself then threatened
these good hearted friendsters with
violence if they didn't post them on
his behalf. chris is a 4'9" hobbit
look alike who kicks puppies when no
one is looking and steals tip money
from the jar at starbucks. he stalks
pretty korean girls and writes fan
mail to michael jackson. so sad, so
sad. someone had to reveal the
truth.... he does have a sister tho.
that much is true.
very talented flute player.
Chris cross-dress in Spain, c. 1981, in
our mother's bra, panty hose, sundress,
Jackie O. shades, sandals and
gaptoothed grin (his own). I alone
quietly endured his ill-conceived '80s
Young Republican/Alex P. Keaton phase
(soundtrack: Rod Stewart). I alone
fought bitterly with him over the
family Lite Brite in Utah, was nearly
brained by him (again, Utah) when he
suggested it'd be fun if I stood on the
swivel chair with a blanket over my
head and then spun it with all his
might, and I alone stood by him, not as
the product-savvy pretty boy y'all know
and love but the spotty-faced teen who
shopped at Chess King in Orlando malls
and DIDN'T get all the girls. I'm his
sister. Top that, bitches.
Mensa drop-out turned hedonistic-
separatist, Chris is as as deadly a partner in
crime as you can wrangle. Unflinching in the
face of imminent catastrophy, social
disgrace, a nasty lawsuit, or more likely all
three, Chris, brings an element of danger
and swank to any party.
started out as the kind of lad who
never shrank from letting an elevator
full of Mormons know that his Pee-Pee
Man was tingling. Now he has become a
world class undercover G Man and he is
able to tap a phone in less than 5
minutes, which is a new world record he
set last year in Oslo.