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      • ed
      • Posted
      • ca suffit! enough is enough.... all
        this ass kissing is driving me crazy.
        truth be told, chris wrote all these
        testimonials himself then threatened
        these good hearted friendsters with
        violence if they didn't post them on
        his behalf. chris is a 4'9" hobbit
        look alike who kicks puppies when no
        one is looking and steals tip money
        from the jar at starbucks. he stalks
        pretty korean girls and writes fan
        mail to michael jackson. so sad, so
        sad. someone had to reveal the
        truth.... he does have a sister tho.
        that much is true.
      • Einat
      • Posted
      • Chris has the looks but is really a
        very talented flute player.
      • Kasia
      • Posted
      • Step off, sycophants. I alone helped
        Chris cross-dress in Spain, c. 1981, in
        our mother's bra, panty hose, sundress,
        Jackie O. shades, sandals and
        gaptoothed grin (his own). I alone
        quietly endured his ill-conceived '80s
        Young Republican/Alex P. Keaton phase
        (soundtrack: Rod Stewart). I alone
        fought bitterly with him over the
        family Lite Brite in Utah, was nearly
        brained by him (again, Utah) when he
        suggested it'd be fun if I stood on the
        swivel chair with a blanket over my
        head and then spun it with all his
        might, and I alone stood by him, not as
        the product-savvy pretty boy y'all know
        and love but the spotty-faced teen who
        shopped at Chess King in Orlando malls
        and DIDN'T get all the girls. I'm his
        sister. Top that, bitches.
      • Mike
      • Posted
      • Be afraid, be very afraid. Modeling School /
        Mensa drop-out turned hedonistic-
        separatist, Chris is as as deadly a partner in
        crime as you can wrangle. Unflinching in the
        face of imminent catastrophy, social
        disgrace, a nasty lawsuit, or more likely all
        three, Chris, brings an element of danger
        and swank to any party.
      • Anne
      • Posted
      • Why I think Chris is the cat's meow: he
        started out as the kind of lad who
        never shrank from letting an elevator
        full of Mormons know that his Pee-Pee
        Man was tingling. Now he has become a
        world class undercover G Man and he is
        able to tap a phone in less than 5
        minutes, which is a new world record he
        set last year in Oslo.
      • Jory
      • Posted
      • Chris in 4 words: Wow! What a man!

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