Earnie Gardner

      "I'm a freak"

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      • Adam
      • Posted
      • Earnie is cool. And not in the over
        used generic 'it's cool' sense of the
        word, but in the cool jazz miles davis
        totally unique character with his own
        set of rules and standards sense of
        cool. Better yet, Earnie is cool like
        Tom Waits- a kind of cool that only
        seems to exist in America with all it's
        vastness, grit and the rugged urban
        individalism of the interstate. A
        brilliant drifter who found his way to
        New York. Yea, that's earnie allright.
        (He'll probably change the world too.)
        I'm glad to be his friend.
      • Denali
      • Posted
      • Unh - Earnie, I'm like a worm, I'm
        wormy. Lush leaves turning to silk
        like milky reeds, hushed thieves
        churning to spill at tilted speeds,
        crushing and creeping over the quilt
        of melted trees. My code name is silk
        worm. He learns it in the time it
        takes to burn these Marlboro's up with
        a cup of Sam Adams. His fathoms are
        deeper than 6000 leagues, he receives
        my idle talk like weak weeds, cutting
        through the over grown garden, he's
        sheathed in silver mead, wreathed in
        fine pine trees - plants seeds in dark
        alleys, and waits for them to blossom;
        moss hung like a colossal possum from
        the top rung of a glossy tongue away
        from the sun's funds laser gun in
        mother earth's underground runs of
        water tunnels. How many souls have
        been hoed, been grown like this,
        sprawling lawns mowed like this? He
        teaches toads to be princes, as a
        finch minces the dark side, perched on
        the fence while at the same time mends
        it; hence the stench of replenishment,
        present verb tense of mentorship,
        clenches the positive in fists of
        fury, drenches us with intentions of
        healing like a hurried storm, reeling
        I smell the warm clouds gather before
        the hurricane's born and say; "Damn, I
        want to go outside in the rain, though
        it might sound crazy... it might sound
        crazy. I play with amazing cravings
        for leaves, save me please from his
        heaving seas of deep seaweed.
      • Crystal
      • Posted
      • This is an interesting guy who has
        remained kind in spite of everything
        the world has dished out. He'll roller
        skate with your kids, uplift you when
        you're down, and escort you to the
        freaky underside of the city at night.
        Brings pie, too. Check him out.

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