Alex Phallus

Knife

Patrice Lumumba, The Persian Empire-Islamic Revolution of '79, Mix Tapes (for myself, motherfucker), Chickenshit spineless liberalism, The 100 Years War, GHOSTS, pirates, witch hunts, Cherry flavored drinks, concrete slides, tang

Preacher, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, The Fuck Up, All My Friends Are Going To Be Strangers, Cometbus, Bless the Beasts and Children, A Song of Ice and Fire, The Dangerous Lives Of Altar Boys, Cat's Cradle, Lonesome Dove, High Fidelity, Shogun

Seven Samurai, Paths of Glory, Battle Royale, Adaptation, Magnolia, Rosewood, The Godfather, Young Guns, Full Metal Jacket, Planet of the Apes, Rushmore, Office Space, Bottle Rocket, To Live, Lawrence of Arabia, Spaced Invaders, True Romance, Angus

Neutral Milk Hotel, Les Savy Fav, Sage Francis, Aesop Rock, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan, Gang Of Four, Tom Waits, Radiohead, Weezer, Strike Anywhere, Outkast, Mirah, The Shins, Bad Religion, Black Star, The Pogues, Sam Cooke, The Minutemen, Nas, The Stooges

Simpsons, Family Guy, The Daily Show, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Transformers, Gargoyles, Joan Of Arcadia (it's tiiiight, motherfuckers)

Brevity is the essence of me being incredibly tight.

Only mad people. Not angry mad. Just crazy. People who have
a deep loathing for Ann Coulter, Sean Hannity, Bill
O'Reiley, the current Administration, John Mayer, Pauly
Shore, Suharto, Nixon, Ronald fucking Reagan, Richard the
Lionheart, the westward leaning lame ass Shah, Kasavabu,
Mobutu, Kabila and the rest of the butchers of the Congo,
Andrew Jackson, fucking suicide bombers, lame ass Operation
Rescue, Anti-Flag, Harry Potter, Sauron, American Idol,
Puddle of Mudd, Jesse Helms, Rufio (that dipshit from
Hook), and other such scoundrels. Oh, I also want to meet
people who think North and South Dakota should be one
state. I mean really. What the fuck?