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"I'm generous to a fault, I love to be a role model, I look
forward to completing my speech therapy so that people may
one..."
More about Geri
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Occupation:
specialty stand-up comic, actress, role model
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Hobbies and Interests:
Raising money for United Cerebral Palsy Foundation, enlightening people to the difference of being drunk and having CP, working on becoming the Julia Roberts of differently abled actresses.
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Favorite Books:
Geri: A Young Girl's Rise to Fame, The Giant Book of Tongue Twisters
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Favorite Movies:
Cheech and Chong's Nice Dreams, Wisecracks, Look Who's Laughing (all featuring little ole me)
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Favorite Music:
Sade, Carly Simon, Carole King, Enya, Linda Ronstadt, Billy Joel, Elton John, The Boss
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Facts of Life, 21 Jump Street, Deadwood, The View (I've guested on all of those, ironically!)
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About Me:
I'm generous to a fault, I love to be a role model, I look
forward to completing my speech therapy so that people may
one day see me for the leading lady I know I can be. I'll
never let Kelly McGillis beat me out for plum roles like
"Top Gun" again.
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Who I Want to Meet:
My future costars Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Mel Gibson and
Keanu Reeves ("Matrix 4: Retarded," ha-ha I'm not a retard,
I have CP! I'm here all week, folks!)
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treated you like a freak, which you
are, so to make amends I'm buying you
your own apartment in Beverly Hills.
Now you can leave that fatty Blair to
her own vices!
role on DEADWOOD on HBO! I can't wait
to see that character grow!
are different. I should know because I
have a friend who is a little slow. Her
name is Geri.
they're laughing WITH me!"
for a serious relationship. No you
aint. You're a dyke who's lookin for a
little dirty action. Come clean.
could you ask for in a disabled comedienne?
when....hey wait a minute...
cousin of yours ever take you to the Chug-A-
Lug bar? You like to pick up guys." Geri
used to work in restaurant but they did'nt like
the way she tossed the salad. It's ok, now
she works at Shakey's
HOW U FEEL AN WE THINK YOU ARE SOOOOO
FUNNY!! YOU ARE VERY H-HIP!