the last time i saw chris was at the end of
8th grade. he wrote nonsensical crud in
my yearbook and couldn't go to the
dance with me because he stole a
walkman from the gym locker room (well,
he was affiliated with the crime). i tried
to force him to like me since that's what i
did with my male friends, being the
budding dyke i was. we tried to have a
band - which i probably also forced him
into, come to think of it...i had a wicked-
ass drumkit, though. i didn't know what
to do with two bass drums and all those
toms. i also kicked his best friend in the
balls...probably because he wouldn't go
out with me. chris invited me to his high
school graduation in georgia when i lived
in kanata, ontario. whaddaguy. if we
had gone to high school together i
probably would have forced him to be my
prom date. i like forcing boys to do
things.
Chris gave me the shirt off his back.
But it was black, and I don't wear
black (I'm a good guy). And it was too
big. And I was far too riveted by the
sight of all the hair on his body. So I
gave it back. Then he gave me a
cigarette out of his pack. That was
cool.
Testimonials and Comments for Chris
learned in college or some shit: chris
equals = cos
(HOLYCRAP/EXPLOSION)/totallyaweso
me)
8th grade. he wrote nonsensical crud in
my yearbook and couldn't go to the
dance with me because he stole a
walkman from the gym locker room (well,
he was affiliated with the crime). i tried
to force him to like me since that's what i
did with my male friends, being the
budding dyke i was. we tried to have a
band - which i probably also forced him
into, come to think of it...i had a wicked-
ass drumkit, though. i didn't know what
to do with two bass drums and all those
toms. i also kicked his best friend in the
balls...probably because he wouldn't go
out with me. chris invited me to his high
school graduation in georgia when i lived
in kanata, ontario. whaddaguy. if we
had gone to high school together i
probably would have forced him to be my
prom date. i like forcing boys to do
things.
just to make myself more attractive to
you. Have I failed???
Spandex, Has A Spangled Shirt.
Indie Oddity: Transvestite in Sparkles
AWESOME at this!
Chris that hasn't already been said
about Afghanistan.
Country Hoss Ridin' In Shorts
Having Aquired Several Silly Inklings
Of Thought In Silence
God I suck at this!
But it was black, and I don't wear
black (I'm a good guy). And it was too
big. And I was far too riveted by the
sight of all the hair on his body. So I
gave it back. Then he gave me a
cigarette out of his pack. That was
cool.
Sloshed. HASSIOTIS: He's Always
Somewhat Sober In October, Tipsy In
Summer.