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Is it a bird? A plane? No, its an angry Elvis impersonator!
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"I'm definitely changing my profile because Helen told me to.
That is what I am all about, conforming to meet the needs of..."
More about Brandon
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Schools (Other):
UNH, Rivier
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Occupation:
Bouncer/Bartender/Bum - Now a Full Time Student
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Affiliations:
I'm a Moderate - Looking for a third party not named after a color
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Hobbies and Interests:
women, music, conversation
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Favorite Books:
Palhaniuk, Heller, I just read the Da Vinci Code - not a personal favorite, but definitely a crowd pleaser
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Favorite Movies:
The Big Lebowski, True Romance, Kill Bill 1 + 2, Fight Club, LOTR I, II, + III
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Favorite Music:
Modest Mouse / Against Me / Mars Volta / ATDI / Bad Religion / Aesop Rock
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Simpsons, Seinfeld, and Animal Planet's Most Extreme
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About Me:
I'm definitely changing my profile because Helen told me to.
That is what I am all about, conforming to meet the needs of the people around me. All the time. Unconditionally.
I have no real personal identity, I'm a reflection of what I think people want me to be.
One of Tim Burton's trademarks is that the villians in his movies always kick a dog. I kick my dog all the time. I think he likes it.
I cover bands when I do open mic night, and I openly hate cover-bands.
If you've read this much, I've successfully wasted too much of your time.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I want to meet anyone willing to give me money for very little or no work at all.
I want to meet anyone who has secret information about how (insert hot female celebrity name here) has a crush on me and wants to make me some babies.
I want to meet whomever it is that can recommend some good music.
Dog lovers - Food lovers - Music lovers - Movie lovers - (some) Book lovers - History buffs - Politics buffs - Hot chicks and Record Company execs
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Since the fated day that we met on this
very website Brandon has given so
much of himself and the only thing he
has ever asked of me is that I send him
a photo of my boobs with my face in it.
My favourite things about him include
the fact that he must be the only guy on
the planet that doesnt like the idea of
two chicks together and that he is
extremely defensive, its halirious!
He is the only person I have met that
can be a push over and stubborn at the
same time.
I am so glad I met you my precious.
with....and yet can definetly not live
without-
everything i ever wanted in a man... I
say "Hey, Brandon, try on my orange
buckle thong", and he says "Yes, dear".
There is really nothing more i could ever
ask for in a man... well i guess his
cooking is phenominal if you like
corned beef quiche, beet soup and
threesomes. hahaha! I'm just kidding!!
Brandon is one of the best guys I know,
and I am proud to be his friend! Love
you baby! wooooo Ani!!!!
1) when we were younger, i used to beat him up,
kick his ass really, and his parents would feed me
spaghetti and tell me they loved me more than
him.
2) he gets credit for getting me into At the Drive
In, which was my favorite band circa '99-2001.
3) he's got the tortured genius persona down to a
T!
4) We've both peeked and valleyed in the caliber
of our respective circles of friends, but somehow
consistently shared the truly awesome ones and
stayed friends through it all. Which obviously
makes us mutually awesome.
4) he has a HUGE cock.
5) he's brandon la laws mo'fo'!