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      Alison Welborn
      Female, 28, Single, Philadelphia, PAMore
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      • Joshua
      • Posted
      • Although, when it comes to the
        dadonkadonk, I prefer quantity, not
        quality.
      • Samantha
      • Posted
      • I think Alison is the coolist person I
        know! And I've known her for a very long
        time. She is the greatest friendster
        ever. she is the one who made me join
        this thing!
      • Joshua
      • Posted
      • love/hate
      • Jesse
      • Posted
      • Akison smokes more rock than most people will ever
        know. I know this because I used to chill with Alison
        when she was in her rebellious teenage angst phase in
        D town. We would often parade through the streets in
        my '64 Pinto giving apple cider to raving derelects and
        then we would go to 711 for a chilli-cheese dog and
        bannana slurpee. Whatever you do do not take your
        eyes off of Alison. She is a thief and shoudl have
        been chopped in half by Chopin's laser eyebeams
        years agao, but somehow she escaped his wrath and
        is now terrorizing small villages in Sweden. I know that
        this may sound like a stretch, but Alison is a
        necromancer and thusly she has the power to raise the
        dead, change the weather south of the Equator, and
        buy all of her fashion from Wal-Mart. Haha, to know
        Alison is to dance with the devil in the pale moon light.
        She once was in love with a snake that lived in a well
        by the side of the road, but she has since moved on
        and for this not too small feat we shall praise her name
        for eons to come. Also, she gives great advice. For
        example, I was having problems with my father and
        Alison said, "Whats wrong Jesse?" I replied, "I hate
        my father." Then Alison said, "Why don't you kill your
        father." Excellent advice, indeed we are in the
        presence of one who is truley gifted with the spirit of el
        Diablo. As Alison would put it, "I am Alpha, I am
        Omega; I am before all things, and after all things, I am
        the beginning of all and the end of all things." Amen,
        Alison, amen.
      • Andrew
      • Posted
      • AAALLLIIIIIIIIIISOOOOOOON. weve
        only met 2 or 3 times yet were such
        good friendsters. and my sisters
        name is allison
      • Benjamin
      • Posted
      • Sexier than Cobra Commander in a turtleneck
        and more wiley than a 2 year old hopped up
        on freshly turned apple cider. My worst
        roommate was probably her worst boyfriend
        but at least I got to know her out of it.
        Hopefully we're together and we see that
        motherfucker so we can drop a cynder block
        on his nut sack. I'd punch him in the face but
        my first would probably bounce off of his dirt.
        Anyways...Alison's one fly gal. She makes me
        wanna.
      • Julian
      • Posted
      • Through all the drama, parties,
        bullshit, from oldschool to new school,
        this girl has been there, making the
        best out every situation. I've know her
        for years and she has tranformed into a
        woman, I might just turn straight for.
        Watch out all you freak fashion whores,
        because Allisons got something you wish
        you had, creativity and a mind of her
        own. Here's to growing older, and
        becoming more stylish.
      • Luna Tech
      • Posted
      • Since Alison's a fashion student, she
        sometimes makes me play dress-up with
        her. Like last night for instance, we
        played Andy Warhol & Valerie Solanas
        while skating. She didn't shoot me in
        the chest with her gun, but she did
        poke me in the eye with her nails. I
        mean gosh, I'm as kinky as the next
        lunatic, but that's taking it a bit
        too far, don't you think?

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