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Alison Welborn
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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
Jul 2003
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Hometown:
Doylestown/ Southampton, PA
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Alison's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/1260497
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Occupation:
aspiring winner
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What I enjoy doing:
Rodentry, dancing, psychological warfare, denial, irony, vintage anything, pinups, pretending to be cool, defying categorization, winos, astral projection, rudebwoys, and London!!!
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Favorite Books:
Dude Where My Country At? SCUM Manifesto, Bondage Fairies Comics, Sarah Jones and Saul Williams Poetry
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Favorite Movies:
Dark Days, Most Hitchcock films, Secretary, Cremaster Cycle (or least favorite, I can't decide), Kids, Death To Smoochy, Alice In Wonderland, I Shot Andy Warhol, THX 1138, Synthetic Pleasures, Notorious C.H.O., White Boys, kung fu & blacksploitation
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Favorite Music:
Digable Planets, Brian Eno, Shannon, Green Velvet, Res, Bikini Kill, DJ Yas, Tipsy, United Future Organization, The Stones, Roots Manuva, Elastica, BS2000, The Streets, Photek, X-ray Spex, Trace
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Favorite TV Shows:
Punky Brewster, Original Twilight Zone, Ali G, Will and Grace, Chapelle Show
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About Me:
What is really what if I can't get comfortable cause the
Supreme Court is like all up in my uterus? What is
really
what if I can't walk down the street without Bert, Ernie
and the whole Sesame Street posse trying to give me
the snuffalupagus? I am the fakest biotch you will ever
meet...riiiight, anyways...I am a sarcastic girl that often
gets misunderstood. I love music...Radiohead, Digable
Planets, Slum Village, KID 606, SHY FX, Andy C. and
Ram Records, Hype, Hive, TRACE,MC Shabba, DJ
Shadow, The Roots, Juan Atkins, Kool Keith, Miss
Kitten, Basement Jaxx, Ken Ishi, FSOL, Jeru The
Damaja, KRS1, Baxter, Lamb, Cibo Matto, Moloko,
Cinematic Orchestra, Cold Cut, Amon Tobin,
Squarepusher, Iron Maiden, Johnny L., Dave Clarke,
Benny Goodman, Sleater Kinney
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Who I Want to Meet:
Oh god..nobody right now okay? I have P.M.S.
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dadonkadonk, I prefer quantity, not
quality.
know! And I've known her for a very long
time. She is the greatest friendster
ever. she is the one who made me join
this thing!
know. I know this because I used to chill with Alison
when she was in her rebellious teenage angst phase in
D town. We would often parade through the streets in
my '64 Pinto giving apple cider to raving derelects and
then we would go to 711 for a chilli-cheese dog and
bannana slurpee. Whatever you do do not take your
eyes off of Alison. She is a thief and shoudl have
been chopped in half by Chopin's laser eyebeams
years agao, but somehow she escaped his wrath and
is now terrorizing small villages in Sweden. I know that
this may sound like a stretch, but Alison is a
necromancer and thusly she has the power to raise the
dead, change the weather south of the Equator, and
buy all of her fashion from Wal-Mart. Haha, to know
Alison is to dance with the devil in the pale moon light.
She once was in love with a snake that lived in a well
by the side of the road, but she has since moved on
and for this not too small feat we shall praise her name
for eons to come. Also, she gives great advice. For
example, I was having problems with my father and
Alison said, "Whats wrong Jesse?" I replied, "I hate
my father." Then Alison said, "Why don't you kill your
father." Excellent advice, indeed we are in the
presence of one who is truley gifted with the spirit of el
Diablo. As Alison would put it, "I am Alpha, I am
Omega; I am before all things, and after all things, I am
the beginning of all and the end of all things." Amen,
Alison, amen.
only met 2 or 3 times yet were such
good friendsters. and my sisters
name is allison
and more wiley than a 2 year old hopped up
on freshly turned apple cider. My worst
roommate was probably her worst boyfriend
but at least I got to know her out of it.
Hopefully we're together and we see that
motherfucker so we can drop a cynder block
on his nut sack. I'd punch him in the face but
my first would probably bounce off of his dirt.
Anyways...Alison's one fly gal. She makes me
wanna.
bullshit, from oldschool to new school,
this girl has been there, making the
best out every situation. I've know her
for years and she has tranformed into a
woman, I might just turn straight for.
Watch out all you freak fashion whores,
because Allisons got something you wish
you had, creativity and a mind of her
own. Here's to growing older, and
becoming more stylish.
sometimes makes me play dress-up with
her. Like last night for instance, we
played Andy Warhol & Valerie Solanas
while skating. She didn't shoot me in
the chest with her gun, but she did
poke me in the eye with her nails. I
mean gosh, I'm as kinky as the next
lunatic, but that's taking it a bit
too far, don't you think?