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Andrew Steinmetz

Male, 27, Single, Brooklyn, NYMore

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Interested In:
Friends
Member Since:
Jul 2003
Hometown:
Grandview, NY
Andrew's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/1260515
Occupation:
preoccupied
What I enjoy doing:
standing in place, eating, hapax legomena, moving images
Favorite Books:
the oxford english dictionary & the joy of cooking are two constants.
Favorite Movies:
harlan county, usa, innocence, the heart of the world, so is this, <->, and many others by m.snow, circle of deceit, playtime, star wars trilogy, anticipation of the night, pumpkin, bladerunner, rushmore, cleo from 5 to 7, errol morris documentaries, sherman's march, lady from shanghai, gun crazy, lagaan, marriage of maria braun, le pont du nord, immitation of life, written on the wind, mon oncle, notorious, my man godfrey, gosford park, powers of ten, diary of a country priest, h2o, save the green planet, easy living, monty python & the holy grail, rebecca, the great ecstasy of the sculptor steiner, clue, kings & queen, ran, sonatine, petra von kant, beau travaille
Favorite Music:
music stinks. except for this one guns, germs & steel record.
Favorite TV Shows:
korean historical dramas, japanese historical dramas, now (with bill moyers), pbs wildlife/science documentaries, daily show, nova, the italian news, cooking shows, ali g, bbc world service, cspans1&2, book tv sometimes. there's now a technology called TV2Me that can transmit television broadcasts from across the globe in real time. that's pretty exciting.
Zodiac Sign:
Aries
About Me:
i don't know. look me up on googlism(click here)
Who I Want to Meet:
look yourself up on googlism (click here).

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Vanja
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Andrew: spiritual torment, and victory. The smooth move Einstein. Power-chair at the cinders of mega-chair. Gargling ants. Gargling ants gargling with ants. Gargling ants garglling with gargling ants, that is the solution.

Vanja
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last night was insane -- Ando Qingshan & me decided to get hyphy and truckt upstate in the thick of a fog-eared Sunday night. once there we got hyphy -- we got, ahem, very hyphy -- and ghostrode the whip, my whip, or my dad's, which, did I mention he'd been driving it with abt a quart of motor oil for god knows how long? the point is this: the bard security guys stoppt us, twice, becuz, well, becuz of how hyphy we were getting, you know, and how we were repping for the yay, and my point is that both times we really thought we were gonna get it, were worried that we were in trouble, since after all being hyphy is not always such a good idea in a small enuf place, and the point is, tho, that both times the security guard just askt us gently if we were ok -- we were fine, it's just we were so hyphy -- and then let us go abt our hyphy bizness as tho we hadn't been ghostriding the whip at all. people are kind if you give them a chance is the lesson here.

Vanja
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since Andrew & I strung some dixie cups across the infirmary roof, we've had ample opportunity to compare our recently tossed cookies, one's to another's. "oooh.... snickerdoodle." "don't look at me, I have white-chocolate-macadamia crunch." alas.

Vanja
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my advice is NOT STEPPING TO THE SNOW BADGERS HUH

Vanja
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plays the super-ace

Vanja
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One time me & Andrew drank beer in my parent's house & it must've been too much beer because the next thing I knew he was asleep with his head on the toilet & would, when awakened, only speak Spanish, which, as became evident, he does not speak. Those were good goddamn times.

Vanja
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Andrew is funny & sincere. Inveterately serious, he is, undiminishedly for it, a real goof, an enthusiastic coconspirator in whose company one is often reminded of both the exhilerating fun of seriousness and the deep & beautiful importance of play. He uses humor as a permission, which is gracious, and distraction as a tool of expression, which can be disorienting. Himself ever curious, he is a great person with him to enjoy a curiosity -- an indecipherable belief, a bizarrely great movie, an errant ribbon of sun-warped language, a fortunate copia of donuts, a busload of Korean stewardesses. He is a patient and enthusiastic pipe-smoker, as well, and is moved often and easily.

Vanja
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Let's see if we can't sort this out. Ok. Mass grips Ando by telling him how to curve. Ok. Ando grips mass by telling it how to move. Ok. Ando gets drunk at a party & does a pas-de-deux with energy. Ok. Energy starts prank-calling mass & being all like, "Your man likes it at the speed of light squared, bitch." Ok. Ando gets home mass has pulled some black-hole type shit all up in his home. Ok. Energy starts getting all touchy, like, "You said you were going to stop telling mass how to move & unify my four forces, wah wah." Ok. Ando errs critically & makes a little blabbing puppet-head with his hand, which sets energy crying. Ok. Then he says, "I told you, energy, I like you, but I got something at home that can be neither created nor destroyed." Ok. Energy puts itself thru some cesium. What a fucking mess.

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