• Ken

      "Hi! I'm a contract killer for an underground band of thieves, feeding my wallet and protecting America at the same glorious..."

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      • Schools (Other):

        College for Creative Studies, Eastern Michigan University

      • Occupation:

        Illustrator

      • Hobbies and Interests:

        Comedy, comics, being awesome

      • Favorite Books:

        Catcher in the Rye, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

      • Favorite Movies:

        Citizen Kane, 2001, Fight Club

      • Favorite TV Shows:

        Desperate Housewives, Boston Legal, Family Guy, Buffy, Angel

      • About Me:

        Hi! I'm a contract killer for an underground band of thieves, feeding my wallet and protecting America at the same glorious time. I originally got involved with Friendster because I was trying to get down Meg's pants, but now I'm totally interested in inviting a bunch of strangers into my social life. Seriously, it'll be great, you fucks.

      • Who I Want to Meet:

        In all honesty, I think I'd really enjoy making the acquaintance of a totally hot girl who likes to carry around a large box of money, and who frequently leaves said box unguarded. Compatability increases if she posesses any kind of superpower, and grinds to a halt if I found out she likes "Little Black Book." If you liked that movie, kill yourself. You fucking waste.

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