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More About Austin
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Schools (Other):
Carolina Friends School, Brown University
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College/University:
Brown University, Attended 2002 - Present, Class of 2006, Other, Theatre Arts
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Occupation:
Student
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Affiliations:
IMPROVidence
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Hobbies and Interests:
Theatre, Writing, Philosophy, Weed
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Favorite Books:
Her Majesty's Vagina
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Favorite Movies:
The Princess Bride, The Big Lebowski, Her Majesty's Vagina 2: The Big Lebowski Factor
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Favorite Music:
Rocky, Folky, Hunky, Dory
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Favorite TV Shows:
Her Majesty's Vagina: The Animated Series, Adult Swim
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Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
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About Me:
I'm sleepy.
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Who I Want to Meet:
(Someone with) Large breasts.
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Testimonials and Comments for Austin
sing "Intergalactic," cause all I do is repeat
the word "intergalactic" in the same robotic
tone. Even so, I think he likes me a lot.
A phillistine even.
When I met him he was just a polite
southern boy with a knack for comedic
theatre, but now he's got shoulders out
to HERE and I can't leave him alone with
my lady friends.
Still, he's the only white boy who could
ever lead me into the woods and
convince me to jump off a cliff into a
watery abyss, and you can't beat THAT
with a bat.
candie tweats! Treasssure cat!
you.
He'll fix em a gin and tonic and rub
them down. I remember at this one party
he didn't even give a shit that people
fucked in his hot tub.
subway station this weekend and the
bastard FORGOT. This made me cry, cause
we had big plans to slay dragons and
rescue ladies and eat ketchup together. We
were gonna rock Minneapolis HARD CORE.
Now I'm listening to AC/DC in my room
alone, thinking of the good ol' days when
Cola was a quarter and Prince Ashley (that's
me) could get a whore with bitch tits for less
than a dollar. Those were the days, my
friend. Knights don't get no respect these
days. Which begets the essential question,
Austin: Who is stronger in a game of tug-o-
war: 5 Shih-Tzus? Or an ANGEL???
each other?s vaginas. post script: do
you think we?re dykes?
apparently things couldn?t end
we?ll never be mothers
and you?re busy with others
chupa sez: "our shimmys we send"
everyday. or maybe i just wish i could meet
austin five times a day in all sorts of illicit
ways and places.
Austin, you're doing something good.
In my opinion: You couldn't choose
more wisely, more estutely.
That and one time I saw him throw up
in a lawn chair, and then cradle his
vomit like a blanket of putrid warmth.
AUS, you're my jamboree...Kisses and
kisses forever.