Yay yay yay!!! I love Tom because once he played the piano and sang while I taped him and because he can pull off an afro wig and large sun glasses and also because he laughs and laughs at silly things. What more is there to ask in a Tom? Really.
Because he exists in the world it is a better place. Because he blew my shit up years ago and makes me smile and grin. Because he knows me way too well. Because he let me (ignorant me) drop a bum on his porch who slept in his socks. Because I miss him. Because he's a damn fine singer. Because he's telekinetic. Because god's lookin' for him. Because he calls me "slut". And finally, because of poop. Hi Tom!!!
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Tom is a hoser and he has a hairy ballsack.
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I went to the prom with Tom. He had
purple painted toe nails, sandals and a
plan to make me camp in the woods with
some weird horse that he called an
alien, all after winning a fish
aquarium by singing Dust in the Wind
during the karaoke contest post prom.
Something about reading from the Koran,
too- I don't remember. Thank god. But
it must have been fun because I went
with him again the next year!
Very strange things happen when you are
around Tom. He's very special.
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Tom's the man with the master plan, I
don't know if he likes hamsters though.
tom is a cool guy, the kind of person
youd want on your side in an argument, a
card game, or ping pong. i have no doubt
he will own/run a small country one day.
Tom is elvish, and should be approaced with
treated much caution. Tom is my mom. My
mom is Tom. One day I found out Tom was
not Jewish, and was very depressed. Tom is
the Boy Genius. Tom Pepper is one of the
most impressive individuals i have ever met or
will ever meet. Period.
Testimonials and Comments for Tom
purple painted toe nails, sandals and a
plan to make me camp in the woods with
some weird horse that he called an
alien, all after winning a fish
aquarium by singing Dust in the Wind
during the karaoke contest post prom.
Something about reading from the Koran,
too- I don't remember. Thank god. But
it must have been fun because I went
with him again the next year!
Very strange things happen when you are
around Tom. He's very special.
don't know if he likes hamsters though.
Pony.
youd want on your side in an argument, a
card game, or ping pong. i have no doubt
he will own/run a small country one day.
buy a TV because the one in the Hotel
didn't have a DVD player. I could just
smile and think......good times..
with his netnet savvy and intercontinental
influence. Thank you.
treated much caution. Tom is my mom. My
mom is Tom. One day I found out Tom was
not Jewish, and was very depressed. Tom is
the Boy Genius. Tom Pepper is one of the
most impressive individuals i have ever met or
will ever meet. Period.