Makeout Mike

prank monkey

Militant Leisure Forum.

effigy assembling, sculpting with live hypnotized chickens, Dawn, writing musicals for casts consisting of marionette cadavers, Zelda, banging the ceiling of cars with one hand (offbeat only) and smoking a joint with the other, my cats, getting lame

Martin, Johnson, Vonnegut, Jordan, Coupland, Adams, Sedaris, Hornby, Heller, Dick, Eggers, Eugendis, Tolkien, Auster, Rowling, Silverstein, Herbert, Chabon, Brautigan, King, Smith, Palahniuk. O'Conner

True Stories, The Big Lebowski, Clerks, Lord Of The Rings, Sweet and Lowdown, Annie Hall, Detroit Rock City, Usual Suspects, Half-Baked, Dog Day Afternoon, 25th Hour, Suburbia, High Fidelity, Fight Club, Princess Bride, Eternal Sunshine On The Spotless Mind, Don't Look Back, Red Dawn, City Of God, The Dreamers, the Shitty documentary

Bruce Springsteen, Jawbreaker, Johnny Cash, The Donkeys, Taj Mahal, Nar, Rolling Stones, The Shins, Pulp, The Rizzilos, The Delgados, Unwound, The Sonics, Big Star, Television, Velvet Underground, Gino Washington, The Mummies, Talking Heads, Flying Burrito Brothers, The Pixies, Bob Dylan, T. Rex, Wilco, Silver Jews, New York Dolls, Flaming Lips, Belle & Sebastian, The Bananas, Lee Hazelwood

The Simpsons, The Late Show with Conan O'Brian, Curb You Enthusiasm, The O.C., 24, The Daily Show, Six Feet Under, The Office, Scubs, Deadwood, Ali G, The History Channel (when it's not doing crap like Modern Marvels)

- There are few things in life sweeter than smoking a bowl and listening to This American Life backlogs while playing FreeCell.
- Though living in Chinatown means most stores close at six in the evening, I can always find rad birthday gifts and I get to say, "Forget it (your-name-here), it's Chinatown," a lot more often.
- not enough people know how awesome it is to drive through Texas.
- I have been a reverend in the Universal Life Church for eight years now and am finally contemplating initiating my own religion because I want to grow a beard and my place of employment doesn't allow facial hair. I'm pretty sure I could sneak a couple extra days off a year too. I'm already hammering out some details with friends about worshiping the new moon. If you are looking score some loopholes yourself, let me know, maybe we can work something out.
- I need love. More. Always.

people who won't remind me of the things I said the
night before. And only people I already know well enough to share food with.