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"- There are few things in life sweeter than smoking a bowl and listening to This American Life backlogs while playing..."
More about Makeout Mike
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Occupation:
prank monkey
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Affiliations:
Militant Leisure Forum.
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Hobbies and Interests:
effigy assembling, sculpting with live hypnotized chickens, Dawn, writing musicals for casts consisting of marionette cadavers, Zelda, banging the ceiling of cars with one hand (offbeat only) and smoking a joint with the other, my cats, getting lame
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Favorite Books:
Martin, Johnson, Vonnegut, Jordan, Coupland, Adams, Sedaris, Hornby, Heller, Dick, Eggers, Eugendis, Tolkien, Auster, Rowling, Silverstein, Herbert, Chabon, Brautigan, King, Smith, Palahniuk. O'Conner
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Favorite Movies:
True Stories, The Big Lebowski, Clerks, Lord Of The Rings, Sweet and Lowdown, Annie Hall, Detroit Rock City, Usual Suspects, Half-Baked, Dog Day Afternoon, 25th Hour, Suburbia, High Fidelity, Fight Club, Princess Bride, Eternal Sunshine On The Spotless Mind, Don't Look Back, Red Dawn, City Of God, The Dreamers, the Shitty documentary
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Favorite Music:
Bruce Springsteen, Jawbreaker, Johnny Cash, The Donkeys, Taj Mahal, Nar, Rolling Stones, The Shins, Pulp, The Rizzilos, The Delgados, Unwound, The Sonics, Big Star, Television, Velvet Underground, Gino Washington, The Mummies, Talking Heads, Flying Burrito Brothers, The Pixies, Bob Dylan, T. Rex, Wilco, Silver Jews, New York Dolls, Flaming Lips, Belle & Sebastian, The Bananas, Lee Hazelwood
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Simpsons, The Late Show with Conan O'Brian, Curb You Enthusiasm, The O.C., 24, The Daily Show, Six Feet Under, The Office, Scubs, Deadwood, Ali G, The History Channel (when it's not doing crap like Modern Marvels)
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About Me:
- There are few things in life sweeter than smoking a bowl and listening to This American Life backlogs while playing FreeCell.
- Though living in Chinatown means most stores close at six in the evening, I can always find rad birthday gifts and I get to say, "Forget it (your-name-here), it's Chinatown," a lot more often.
- not enough people know how awesome it is to drive through Texas.
- I have been a reverend in the Universal Life Church for eight years now and am finally contemplating initiating my own religion because I want to grow a beard and my place of employment doesn't allow facial hair. I'm pretty sure I could sneak a couple extra days off a year too. I'm already hammering out some details with friends about worshiping the new moon. If you are looking score some loopholes yourself, let me know, maybe we can work something out.
- I need love. More. Always.
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Who I Want to Meet:
people who won't remind me of the things I said the
night before. And only people I already know well enough to share food with.
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house in the latter part of his 20s, will
drive his friends in his minivan to tijuana
at 3 in the morning because all of the
bars in the u.s. are closed, will let a
friend listen to side one of paranoid
repeatedly while coaxing them out of
being paranoid at the same time, is full
of compliments, optimism and some of
the fondest memories a girl could ask
for? mike burton, that's who!
afraid to showcase things like graham parsons
and country rock.He is a good friend and
hopefully we will start a band.
revenge getting mixtape when I'm drivin down
to mexico to kill some pigs
as 'that guy who ran through the
grocery store naked.'
back from GodHeadSilo high on
mushrooms. Good times, Good times.
burly. And that's the end of that.
I'll still kick your ass, although i
probably can't drunk you under the
table anymore...mike writes fabulous
oakland escape tales about sliding down
Bart railings and flipping off scary
men in white vans. Look for his new
book "Manifesting Your Next Drink in
the O-town" on the Scholastic book
list...
the roof of a mini-van and from there
onto the hood...then I saw him pushed
into the back of a police car...then I
didn't see him until the next morning
when the man let him out...
with a mere steakknife. He can jump out of
a second story window. He can tell a good
fucking story. He'll let me crash on his floor
night after night. Here's the plan; me, you
and Erik at Confederacy of Scum 2004.
for partying at the T house. He is the
only person to have ever been arrested,
and he has accomplished this feat
twice; in the same week, by the same
cop, for the same offense +. Mike is
truly a creative person who I hope to
challenge to a bleed-off one day at the
Confederacy of Scum.