i have a stalker. his name is peter.
he's like those visa commercials, only
it's peter. "peter, he's everywhere
you want to be." if you too would
like your very own stalker, peter is
your guy. see you later cuz i know i
will
Seoul Assassin is what we used to call him... cuz he's a korean and a half. he taught me everything i know about the korean language, like how to say the word "diarrhea." he also enjoys a nice ass raping every now and then. peter also currently has 2 of the same god damn pictures on his profile. what an asshole... and a loose one at that...
he's like those visa commercials, only
it's peter. "peter, he's everywhere
you want to be." if you too would
like your very own stalker, peter is
your guy. see you later cuz i know i
will
likes fish. When I told him to build a
fish tank INSIDE a computer, he just
looked at me funny. Feh. Stupid Peter.
notice, i catch peter sneaking a peek
at my ass. does this make me feel
uncomfortable? no.
i could see how some people might
think otherwise. afterall, he does
have but 1 friend, me.