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IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
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"I am a cross between Tristan Tzara and the Pillsbury Doughboy. I could be on the verge of something as innovative and..."
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More About EJ
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Schools (Other):
Mankato State University, back when it didn't NEED to use semi-colons in its name.
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Occupation:
Actor / Writer / Hobo
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Affiliations:
Looking for just the right cult. Any suggestions? My brain washes easily.
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Hobbies and Interests:
Changing people's lives through tough love and break dancing.
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Favorite Books:
"Harry Potter and the Son of Sam"
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Favorite Movies:
"Duck and Cover", "The Communist Conspiracy", "That's Okay, Mom, I'll Clean My Own Sheets."
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Favorite Music:
Two words: TRAIN SONGS.
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Favorite TV Shows:
"Small Wonder", "Voyagers", "The Chevy Chase Show"
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Zodiac Sign:
Leo
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About Me:
I am a cross between Tristan Tzara and the Pillsbury Doughboy. I could be on the verge of something as innovative and revolutionary as the Dadaist movement, but I'd rather just make cookies and giggle like a ninny. I also wear a monocle and a chef's hat.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Look, I'm only doing this because Steve Lewis made me, okay? And what has it got me so far? Free access to every stoner in the country, and them to me. Thanks, Steve. I can go off the Zoloft now.
Seriously, if you and I haven't met personally, don't send me any messages. Any message I get from someone I don't recognize with the brilliantly concocted subject heading of "hey" gets an automatic delete. I'm not here to MEET people, especially mail-order brides, mail-order prostitutes, and up-and-coming garage bands looking for some promotion. I'M NOT YOUR GUY. GET AN AGENT.
What's that? You say you're new in town and looking for some cool people to meet? Well, looking for them on Friendster is a damn stupid way to do it, but a smart way to get murdered. Good luck to you, and we'll see you, or what remains of you, on "20/20" someday.
And now, with all that out of the way, enjoy your stay. There's complimentary muffins by the door.
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Testimonials and Comments for EJ
call him walked into my life a few years
ago when I needed a friend. As a matter
of fact, he held me in his arms and
sang, "You've Got a Friend In Me" until I
fell asleep. What a guy! He's a great
actor, writer, comedian, and fellow
Rocky Rococo Pizza lover! EJ has a lot
to offer this world and I just hope
someday when I'm leading a pack of
rebels agains some evil alliance - EJ will
be watching my back!
earth. Especially now that John Ritter is dead.
And ever since Christopher Reeve kicked the
bucket, he's the superest guy on earth too!
Yeah, Eeej is truly the greatest. Mostly because
Jesus isn't still around to steal all his glory.
is an interesting character, what we like
to call in the "biz," a "flim-flam" or "doo-
dah man." It was 1927. The Milagro
Beanfield War was waging like a red,
hot burrito. E.J. was in the resistance,
while I was defending the beanfield,
armed with only a snickerdoodle and a
Mickey Mouse watch that had a worn,
sharpened edge to it. They overtook
me with very little force, but by then E.J.
had invented the time machine and sent
us into the future. 1985. But it was the
scary Biffworld 1985 and we had to fix
the problems that Marty McFly had
caused. Well, here we are in 1885,
yukkin' it up. He's a heckuva' guy, that
Eeeej. And he can sure shoe a horse,
by cracky!! 1.21 jiggawatts, indeed.