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""Well, that's odd.... I've just robbed a man of his
livelihood, and yet I feel strangely empty. Tell you what,
Smithers,..."
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Occupation:
analytical chemist
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Hobbies and Interests:
finding new ways to insult yo' mama
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About Me:
"Well, that's odd.... I've just robbed a man of his
livelihood, and yet I feel strangely empty. Tell you what,
Smithers, - have him beaten to a pulp."
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Who I Want to Meet:
spiderman
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Ms. Jessica. We used to play loud
obnoxious percussive instruments
together (quite well I might add). I
used to have it BAD for this girl, but
alas, like bad milk, highschool
crushes move on. It appears that my
introducing Jessica to the finer
points of the athens altpop scene was
memorable, and I thank you for that
compliment, but one question.. What
the hell happened to R.E.M. .. thats
not the same band I remember.
is a multi-talented jumping bean girl.
she can chew through wire. she has
teeth that are pretty and made of solid
steel. she kills sharks. she is a happy
shark killer. she owns a boat. we hang
out on the boat and drink together. she
is swell. i am so happy that jessica
was rescued from the well. it was dark
and dingy but she made it out. her
performance in the jumping bean world
championships is something we all
missed but always hear about.
can give you the definition
of 'endoplasmic reticulum' and tell
you what the letters D, N, and A,
really stand for, all in one
sentence. To top it off, she loathes
sushi about as much as I do. Jessica
is also a seasoned bocci ball player,
and a fine Mexican fiesta companion.
favorite disco, and -- as it turns out -
- it was her favorite, too. the music
was loud and throbbing, the lights were
fast and inebriating, and the
gin&tonics glowed as we held them high
above our dancing heads. i remember
that night like it was yesterday. to
think, it was actually four days
ago...where does the time go? what
happened to our youth?
expealidocious mutha from way back.
We's used to sits roun an shoot the
shoot bouts shootin' an shit. Girl
crazy gone.
One time she pull out dis gat an
started layin' people out at an ol'
floks home, word. Best treat her
proper, word.
She does have one arm that is longer
than the other... by two feet. Weird.
you can pretty much get straight to The
Point with her, if you know what I
mean. If you're feeling nice, take her
to Denny's first. Finally, and this is
very important...when it comes down to
making out, put in side one of "Dirty"
by Sonic Youth.
sharp sarcasm, matched with her quick
wit and incredible ability to hold her
alcohol... is a triple threat of cool.